There has to be a Lion vs Tiger deathmatch exhibit.
Where the insults that the waitstaff sling at you are almost as delicious as the food!
I’m thinking this needs to take place on a merry-go-'round or a Ferris wheel.
The movie theatre always shows Avatar – with the projector off. Just subtitles.
a huge, i mean really huge, massively BIG HUGE science and math hall.
lots of press-a-button, turn-a-crank, pull-a-lever physics and chemistry demonstrations. every law, principle, theory presented on multimedia screens with a selection of multiple educators.
How much do I tip?
I like the way you think!
An arena where you can have anyone or anything fight anyone or anything else. Lion vs Chimpanzee. Enterprise vs Star Destroyer. Gigantor vs Voltron. Batman vs unprepared Batman. Whatever.
How about an Atheist Paradise Exhibit, where you can remake your country and then the world into how you’d like it to be.
For easier transport, all attractions will be connected by a railway system.
Never mind, bad idea.
And of course the booth where blindfolded contestants will take the “Is it cilantro, or is it soap?” challenge.
There will be an attraction known as “The Quarry”.
You throw rocks into it.
Edit: Missed davidm’s post. :smack:
OK, another suggestion instead:
There will be park guides on hand to help visitors find their way around. However, when you’ve asked a guide a question, you’ll have to wait 120 seconds before they will answer another one.
I’m just going to hang out in the dessert shop overlooking Skaldland, because I’m just here for the coffee cake.
An area full of straw where you can build your own man!
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polls asking your opinion are frequent but only in certain areas of the park.
OK, you partially ninjaed me, but my idea was ‘The Best of Skald the Rhymer’ exhibit where you too can have your head exploded by the dilemma of your choice. And, what would Skaldland be without the Rhymer Inc. Continuum Buggy ride. “Go sideways through time and space! Visit Barsoom, Oz and the Land of the Knee-Walking Turkeys in a single afternoon!”
I’d ride that.
I’d spend a lot of time at this one.
Oh hells yeah!
Thought, I’m not sure it would go anywhere. But thanks for spinning your wheels! [I knew I wasn’t first but I couldn’t resist.]
But I presume that the snack bar would have pie… and bacon and really rare beers. And the gift shop would have lots of opal-based jewelry.
Wouldn’t that be over at the Giraffe Board park? Oh wait - you said Ferris wheel!