Design your own Around-the-World Cruise

You have unlimited money and unlimited time, to take a leisurely cruise around the world. You are limited to 20 destinations, not including your point of departure, which you must return to at the end. The only stipulation is that each destination must be a port, or near one.

Here’s mine:

New York City
Reykjavik
Norway Fjords
Lisbon
Barcelona
Venice
Athens
Istanbul
Cairo/Suez Canal
Dubai
Cape Town
Bangkok
Hong Kong
Shanghai
Sydney
Pape’ete
Hawaii: Kauai
Alaska Inside Passage
Galapagos Islands
Antarctica
Buenos Aires
New York City

I’m not even going to try. I did a 4-week cruise of the British Isles, Norway, Iceland, then transatlantic, and we had 16 stops. I wouldn’t go around the world if I could only have 20 stops.

It’s not just the stops I would consider.

Are there going to be young children underfoot?

Oakland
Inside Passage
Petropavlovsk Kamchatsky
Vladivostok
Tokyo
Shanghai
Hong Kong
Singapore
Yangoon
Colombo
Karachi
Muscat
Aden
Jeddah
Port Sudan
Beirut
Istanbul
Algiers
Nouakchott
Praia
Cartagena
Oakland

Yes, I am weird… and yes, this is an honest answer.

I’m a lover of wildlife – especially birds, and venues in the “big-game” ballpark: my cruise would thus be to places good in themselves for that, or as setting-off points for locations inland (have been quite generous to self, re the latter). OP allows self Antarctica and the Galapagos as destinations in their own right among the 20, so I am following suit. Am in the UK, so it would seem to work well to leave from, and return to, a UK east coast port; have chosen Newcastle-upon-Tyne.
Newcastle

(1): Gdańsk – for the Białowieza Forest nature reserve

(2) : Constanţa (Romania) – for the Danube delta – wonderful bird-life

(3): Istanbul – for various destinations in Turkey (a birder’s paradise)

Via Suez Canal to

(4): Kolkata – Indian wildlife reserves, e.g. Kaziranga (N-E India), has tigers and rhinos

(5): Padang (Sumatra, Indonesia) – Kerinci Seblat national park huge in size, with a fantastic wealth of wildlife

(6): Darwin – tropical Australia – Kakadu National Park etc.

(7): Galapagos Islands

(8): Hobart – Tasmania has also been a total “must” for me

(9): Melbourne – “regular” Australia; and hoping for platypuses

(New Zealand, you have an enormous number of devotees already, so I’m sure you can live with my not being a very big fan, and – having only 20 “slots” worldwide – preferring Australia. NZ’s native wildlife has to a very large extent vanished under encroachment by introduced species.)

(10): Dar-es-Salaam --for the Serengeti, etc.

(11): Toamasina: chief port of Madagascar (island in a bad way environmentally, but the native fauna – such of it as survives – is unique and fascinating)

(12): Durban – Kruger National Park, and things South African in general

(13): Walvis Bay, coast of Namibia – desert-cum-swampland game reserves in Namibia and Botswana

(14): Pointe Noire (Congo-Brazzaville) or Libreville (Gabon) – a look at tropical Africa

(15): Antarctica

(16): Bahia Blanca or Buenos Aires, Argentina – “Pampas” and adjoining regions

(17): Manaus (800 miles up the Amazon, but ocean-going ships can get there) – Amazon forest

(18): Colón (Panama) or Limón (Costa Rica) – wonderful birdlife

(19): Portland, Maine – “northish-eastish” North America, generally

(20): Reykjavik, Iceland

Newcastle

Easy. 20 rounds of the Formula One Championship this year. Hit the nearest port, rent a Ferrari for any ground transport needed. Watch every race.

Done!

Can you hurry up with the money? I’ve already missed the first round!

Pole to pole. Have to design a new ship for it, I guess.

Just to note: Bangkok is about 18 miles upriver. We don’t get any cruise ships here. I believe those all dock somewhere on our Eastern Seaboard, somewhere around Pattaya. But you could get to Bangkok from there in a couple of hours.

  1. San Diego, Ca
  2. Juneau, Alaska
  3. Honolulu, Hawaii
  4. Pape’ete, Tahiti
  5. Christchurch, New Zealand
  6. Sydney, Australia
  7. Perth, Australia
  8. Port Louis, Mauritius
  9. Toamasina, Madagascar
  10. Cape Town, South Africa
  11. Jamestown, St. Helena
  12. Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
  13. Tenerife, Canary Islands
  14. Valletta, Malta
  15. Palermo, Sicily
  16. London, England
  17. Hamilton, Bermuda
  18. Havana, Cuba
  19. Speightstown, Barbados
  20. Belize City, Belize
  21. San Diego, CA

New York
Rio de Janeiro
Buenos Aires
Cape Town
Mumbai
Jakarta
Hong Kong
Tokyo
Papeete
Anchorage
Panama Canal
Dublin
London
Oslo
Lisbon
Rome
Cairo
Suez Canal
Honolulu
San Francisco

  1. Boston
  2. Hamilton, Bermuda
  3. Isabel Segunda, PR
  4. Cruz Bay, St. John, USVI
  5. Gustavia, St. Barts
  6. Stanley, Falkland Islands (penguins)
  7. Jamestown, St. Helena (remoteness)
  8. Haulaf, Socotra, Yemen (crazy wildlife)
  9. Pamban, Tamil Nadu, India (architecture)
  10. Darwin, NT, Australia (back to something somewhat resembling urban life)
  11. Pitcairn Island
  12. Apia, Samoa
  13. Molokai
  14. Barrow, AK
  15. St. John’s, NL
  16. Belfast
  17. Iona, Scotland
  18. Glasgow
  19. Torshavn, Faeroe Islands
  20. Santorini, Greece
  21. Istanbul (so much history)

robert_columbia – just out of curiosity – do you see getting from your (13) to your (14) via the North-West Passage in midsummer; or back into the Pacific and then through the Panama Canal; or back into the Pacific and round Cape Horn?