Desperate for hookers.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Have an extra buck lying around the house?

Apparently this guy could use it.

Love his e-mail addy. :stuck_out_tongue:

2

I think I’ll send him some toothpaste.

Poor hygiene! :eek:

3

Couldn’t this guy get a hooker for what it cost to purchase the domain “buymeahooker.com”?

4

What do Java programmers make, anyway?

5

I’m surprised. According to the site, he has already gotten $27.55 in donations.

Hmm… I may see a great fortune in my future…

6

Yes, apparently at least one person took the time to send money, but didn’t think he deserved a WHOLE dollar… :smiley:

7

The person who donated $.55 probably figured that this fellow wouldn’t last long enough his first time with a woman to justify a WHOLE dollar.

8

All the rest he mentions is workable, not a show-stopper as it were. (Depending on just what these ‘skin conditions’ may be, of course.) But poor hygiene?!?!?!?! :eek: I offer this advice:

TAKE A BATH and/or SHOWER. BRUSH YOUR TEETH. EVERY DAY.
shudders

9

I think it’s more likely 551 people each gave him a nickel rather than that anyone gave him a buck.

10

Oh dear Og - Poor Hygiene :eek:

Man, that is truly desperate.

:shudder:

11

Doesn’t this seem more like the sort of joke some pals might play on you rather than something a desperate schlob would do t himself? Especially the bit about “poor hygiene”? I mean, if you know that you have poor hygiene wouldn’t you do something about it rather than advertise it?

12

Good point Shibb, this may be a practical joke on the poor shmoe. Even if it isn’t, it’s a damn good idea for a practical joke!!

13

Well, since the Turkish guy’s site (the one with “I kiss you”) turned out to be a practical joke played on him, I am a bit cynical of these things.

14

Well the site is owned by a “Brian”

15

I assure you, I am totally serious about this. Please send in a dollar or two and help me out.

16

savemyhand@yahoo.com fantastic e-mail address!

hehehe

:Still giggling 15 mins later:

17

What a scam. I know places where he could have already gotten TWO hookers for $27.55.

Amateur.

18

Isn’t this a rip off of that “Gimmie a Buck Website”? I can’t remember the URL but its been around quite a while. (He’s up to like $1000 or something… I think…)

19

Kyomara, I am desperately trying to keep my brain from imagining what a $13 hooker looks like. And failing…

runs screaming

20

No, no…there’s not a big enough difference in $13 hookers to make them worth the extra cash. Two $10 hookers and a Big Mac value set at Micky-D’s. Now that’s a Friday night done up right. And you still got bus fare to get home!