I knew I should have watched Rome or Family Guy.
I like Bree’s new hairstyle.
Lynnette needs her Saturday nap.
Susan embarrasses her daughter, again.
Gabrielle gets motherly, when it might be too late. Or maybe not. I don’t care.
Yawn.
I only watched the second half hour. So Bree is already engaged? I sure hope it comes out that he’s drugging her and she didn’t really get that stupid.
As for Gabrielle … c’mon, the pregnant woman falling down a staircase is so cliche’, couldn’t they come up with something more original?
Not bad. There was one moment of shear awesomeness in which Mr. Sketcherson (that Sketchy kid’s father) beats and tosses some guy off a bridge (I swear I’ve been watching the entire run) like a pro. Who was that guy?
I thought that was George, assaulting Bree’s shrink?
But, I wasn’t paying real close attention.
Well, Bree thought it would be rude to say no. After all, George’s mother and a friend were there when he proposed, and there was champagne, and he’d bought a house, and he had a ring, and she’s just too polite for her own good! :rolleyes:
Maybe she’ll come to her senses when she finds out her shrink was attacked (she quoted the the doctor in telling George that she wanted to take it slow) but it’ll take a few episodes for her to figure out who did it. Maybe by the next sweeps period.
The spoiler is correct.
I loved the interaction between Gabrielle and Bree at the end. The show needs more of that kind of female friendship. I’d certainly rather see that than Susan sleeping with her ex or Bree being stupidly engaged.
Tonight was the first good show of the season, if you ask me.
I kinda liked this one also.
I was surprised to see Danielle Van De Kamp show up. I was starting to think she’d run off or died when we weren’t looking.
Come on, Gabi…Everyone knows you can’t run or use stairs when you’re dressed like a mermaid.
Hey, if someone had offered me ice cream and then yanked it away, I might have gone ballistic too!
George and his family are scary to me. Pushy, pressuring, staring, assuming…They do it all.
So, where do you think Caleb is off to next?
Off for plastic surgery. OK, maybe not. But the actor who was playing Caleb was fired last week, and the producers announced that they’re going to recast the part.
Hey, you’re right. It was still awesome.
By the way, Danielle Van De Kamp is underaged. I usually have good jail bait-ar. Dangit.
Was anybody reminded of the movie Stepdad (or was it Stepfather?) whenever George is on the screen?
I think Bree is gonna marry him AND THEN find out he friggin nuts. That’ll make for some good TV.
How in the world would scrawny little George throw Dr. Goldfine off that bridge? I’m not complaining though, batshit-crazy George is so much fun to watch.
Susan is an idiot and Mike is a holier than thou jerk. They used to be my favorites, now I hate them both.
Only Bree would accept a marriage proposal based on etiquette, love her.
I want to see the outraged Bree, the Bree with her own sense of self, not this cringing flower who thinks it would be rude to turn down a guy’s proposal just because it would embarrass him in front of his mother.
“You want me to go up to a size 0? Are you calling me fat?” Way to rub that in, Gabby, that even normal healthy women would never be a size 0.
I actually liked this Susan. She wasn’t the hysterical pathetic woman from last week, weeping in the middle of the street while wearing a wedding dress.
Ivylad thought the XXX-couple were going to ask Tom and Lynette to swing. I think Lynette was right, to reassure her neighbors that what they do in their bedroom is their business, but the XXX-couple skedaddled way past the line into TMI land.
The only problem I had with Bree’s accepting George’s surprise proposal is that I don’t care how polite she is, there’s no way she’d say yes after less than two months. Even if she’s pissed at Rex for dying thinking she poisoned him, there’s just no way. If it had been, say, six months then I could buy it a little more readily but not after seven weeks.
I think that was the joke. I started laughing hysterically because I thought she was going to say, “Go up to a 6?” or something, but no- she wears a 00! 
*I * thought it was funny.
Is there really such a thing as size 00?
Why are people spoilering the “thrown from a bridge” scene? It was obviously George. The writers WANT you to know that.
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Is there really such a thing as size 00?
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Eva Longoria was on The View this morning and admitted that size 00 was her actual size. B*tch! 
I’ve heard she’s a short little thing too, so maybe a size 00 is fine for her. But it must be a pain to find clothes. No wonder Gabby buys designer labels!
I wonder if Caleb has been recast, or if they edited the show to obscure his face?
Last night was the original actor’s last appearance. They didn’t obscure his face in the dungeon scenes so my feeling is that his scenes in Gabby’s house were just dark because the house was dark.
I heard she’s about 5’ 2", which is my height. When I was a size 2 (briefly), I was WAY TOO skinny. Maybe her bone structure is smaller than mine. She doesn’t look as skeletal as some celebs do. I can’t imagine what I would look like at a size 00.