I wont be able to make it to this one…I’ll be in love that day.
-SS
Chef, she never seems to want to make out with me when you’re around either. But, now, over at Hawkwood, that was a different story.
Jim
Excuse me while I vomit.
So, get any yet?
That depends Ag…
Does complete and total emotional security and comfort count as getting some?
If so…then yeah! Lots 
-SS
Ewwww…SkySlash, give us a call when you disembark from the good ship Lollipop… you won’t be good company for us cynical, post-modern hipsters as long as you’re all mushy like that.
(alternative - you could bring her along! We promise not to bring up the whole “SkySlash - gay or queer?” topic.)
Who’s this ‘We’ you speak of. I didn’t agree to that.
That would be me and my other personalities. (I just hope I can coax the Cajun one to the forefront while I’m cooking that day.)
Sorry you felt you were being co-opted into a promise of discreet behavior, Ag… I didn’t mean to get your goat. If you know what I mean and I think you do.
(Oh, and I took the liberty of correcting your “question that ends like a sentence” above by replacing the incorrect period with a question mark. Now nobody has to know about the mistake you made.)
I don’t see no question mark. Ha! I laugh at your puny editing attempt.
Why don’t you do a Justin Wilson routine while cooking? I’ve got a bunch of jokes you can use. Also, the goat left me. I’m completely single right now. I hoping Grace will keep me up to date on the latest goat escapes.
OK. Now I see the question mark. I still laugh at you, though.
Stupid question mark.
I have my radio tuned to KSCS (96.3). I think the country station is the best source for single goats. I’ll keep listening for information about your next girlfriend.
I’m listening to Limbaugh right now. He normally doesn’t mention goats. I’m wondering if maybe I shouldn’t e-mail him and ask if he’ll include a ‘Goat Watch’ segment on his show? Can’t hurt to ask, right?
I wasn’t planning on being in town that weekend, but for home-cooked Creole, I’ll rearrange my calender!
I’ll bring the Sam Adams Special Stout and Bass Ale for some Black an’ Tan.
ExTank
“Mostly Harmless :p”
I hadn’t made the HGTTG and 
connection before. That’s freaky. Time to go. Hockey’s on.
Never mind. Game’s not on for another hour. Somebody scrwed up the cable guide.
Stupid cable guide.
Chef Troy said:
Mmmmm, mud bugs!
Bob - do not use the term “bug” in conjunction with food. ::shudder::
Hey Ag - is it Shiner Bock that goes through hundreds of Czechs every day?
And if they get too rowdy afterwards, is the doorguard at the bar bouncing Czechs all over the place?
And one of them’s a midget, and he’s afraid of being hurt by the bouncer, so he goes from table to table saying, “I need a place to hide! Can you cache a small Czech?”
And the nightmare begins…