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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I got caught in the rain yesterday. I left my umbrella in my building (or so I thought) and it started raining really hard on my way to work. I waited in my car for it to let up before I made a run for the office building. By the time I got to the doors I was completely soaked.

I know that get drenched didn’t have anything to do with it. I’m sure there was a little bug just waiting for a reason to spring into action. But now I think I’m getting sick. the left side of my head feels like it’s going to explode and I have that not sick but feeling yucky feeling.

I want my mommy and she lives in Austin. ::sniff:: I have no reason to post this, just thought I’d share with the rest of you.

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((((Grace)))))

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Thanks Jim. Watch those hands though. :wink:

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Grace - are you sure it wasn’t those wretched puns that made you sick?

{{Grace}} - go have some nice hot chicken soup and curl up with a good book.

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I’d love to go home and curl up with a good book. But if I do that, who’s going to baby me and bring me soup?

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Is your husband still out of town? wiggles eyebrows

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I could do that. Name’s Book, Jim Book.

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Well after popping 4 advil and drinking hot tea all day, I’m starting to feel normal again. Thank goodness because I can’t afford to be off from work. Oh I have plenty of days, 90+ at last count, but I just know my work will pile up while I’m out.

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I sympathize, Grace. As the writer/editor of a daily newsletter, I’m in the same boat. Taking the day off doesn’t mean less work for me…I just have to cram that day’s work into the days on either side.

But enough about me, let’s talk about you. What do YOU think of me?

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Did you notice that Ag came naked to rjk’s post party and complained about his shiny white ass? I’m wondering if we can talk him into doing an Omni and proving to us just how white his ass gets!

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As pale and skinny as Ag is, he better not show up naked with a white towel wrapped around his head or people will think he’s a giant Q-Tip.

(Ag, now you’re all set for next Halloween. No charge.)

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Hey! I resemble that comment.

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pretends to be aggrieved

I just don’t believe that pushy Lynn Bodoni. She’s requesting a SPECIAL meal, like I’m an airline or something. Just because she’s allergic to pepper. Sheesh. Let’s uninvite her.

(JUST KIDDING, Lynn…I don’t mind accomodating you - but ONLY if you drop that plan not to kiss anyone with tongue at the party.)

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Hey!! I like a little tongue.

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My point exactly.

If Lynn wants to be truly accepted into this group, she’ll suck face with Grace just like the rest of us.

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Sucking face, eh? So far JimB’s the only one to work up the courage to try it. Now that my “not-so-little” secret is out, I’m not sure the rest of you will give it a go. Now the Dallas Dopers are going to suffer from :cough: penis :cough: envy.

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opens jacket to reveal “Bi Guy” t-shirt

I think we’re a match made in heaven.

And believe me, I would have tried it in the Goldfinger’s parking lot if you’d stopped talking about your husband for FIVE LOUSY SECONDS…

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Got it. Don’t mention Brian. Oh dang it, I did it again.

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Did we ever decide on a time?

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Here’s my list of attendees, culled from this thread:
[ul][li]Adam Yax[/li][li]Aglarond[/li][li]Balance[/li][li]JimB[/li][li]Chef Troy[/li][li]Mrs. Chef[/li][li]Chef Jr.[/li][li]Grace[/li][li]RJK[/li][li]Zyada[/li][li]ExTank[/li][li]Lynn Bodoni[/ul][/li]If I’m wrong about anyone on the list, or if someone’s coming that I overlooked, just post and correct me.

We’re meeting Saturday, November 11th, at my place. Dinner will be served at seven, but I encourage people to arrive anytime after six (anyone who wants to make out with me should arrive early, as Mrs. Chef won’t be home until closer to seven).

I will be making chicken & sausage jambalaya, a smaller batch of seafood jambalaya, creole sauce, crawfish pie, salad, french bread, and peach bread pudding for dessert. Donations of alcoholic beverages are welcomed.

anybody need directions? E-mail me if you do.