Diagnose Me! (Or: The malpractice thread)

Washerwoman’s Elbow.

Goodness, is it catching?

Hrm… according to the Student Health Center nurse… you’re either pregnant or you’ve got mono.

[Dr. Hibbard]
You’re suffering from an advanced case of Hypochondria. The only known cure…a wowwypop!
[/Dr. Hibbard]

[John Dean Tyler]
Are you circumcised?
[/John Dean Tyler]

Have you ever had this before? Well, you’ve got it again.