Diagnose my disturbing dream

I dreamt I was making love to a girl who was interested in me about ten years ago, but I was never interested in her. While I was doing her, she lifted up her arms, and her armpit hair was shaved in such a way that it exactly resembled the same geometric pattern that adorns my mattress sheets.

What does this mean? This chick was always terminally clingy and annoying. I haven’t seen her in ten years.

It means you have an obsession with Paula Cole:D

::RUNNING::

Hmm. I forsee seven years of plenty, where the harvests shall be bountiful. But hark ye well - after that seven years of pestilence and famine will befall ye.

That’ll be five pounds please.

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