Diarrhea in the jacuzzi

[lieu]

My Putrid Shit Immersion Memorable Story

@beckwall

I suggest not even farting in the pool, because it may become a shart, and then we have a floating dense package of bacteria.

Sir, then you would leave us with no method of propulsion.

[Zsofia]

Sigh. I admit it. I need to see the pictures.

[Troy_McClure_SF]

I’ll hapooply host the picture on my Flickr account, with Happy’s blessing.

[Happy_Lendervedder]

Troy and AFGoddess, check your email!

[Troy_McClure_SF]

Who wanted pictures?

[Little_Bird]

Ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick

[Quasimodal]

Barf…
Why did I click the link…why…

[WolfpackJeep]

It’s swirly…

[Uncommon_Sense]

That almost looks like chocolate. You should have dragged your finger across the bottom and gave 'er a lick.
That would have been the only way to know for sure.

[gooftroopag]

Brings new meaning to “bath confetti”

[Faruiza]

That was…urk
even worse thanurk urk
I imagined.
urk
Gotta go.

[teela_brown]

::slowly pushes her Butterfinger bar away::

Gag!

[The_Chao_Goes_Mu]

I haven’t squeeled that much since I played Ned Beatty’s part in the church production of Deliverance.
Wow. After I started breathing again I felt nothing but remorse for you. I’m a bit anal myself and would’ve also given myself a Silkwood or two…or three.
The funniest thing ever used to be the story of how my ex drove up to a payphone to call me to start an argument and after he hung up, realized that there was shit, human shit, on the earpiece.
You’re story’s better.

Beef Stew

[Excalibre]

I’m still wondering how you can be sure it was shit, and not some other brown sludge. I mean, pipes can sometimes hold mineral scale and stuff in funny colors - why couldn’t that be some sort of scum from the water system that got stirred up as you were filling your bath?

[raz]

Oh HELL no. Those pictures are so much worse than I was imagining.

At least you rinsed off and whatnot before you went to bed.

[Amazon_Floozy_Goddess]

@Excalibre

I’m still wondering how you can be sure it was shit, and not some other brown sludge. I mean, pipes can sometimes hold mineral scale and stuff in funny colors - why couldn’t that be some sort of scum from the water system that got stirred up as you were filling your bath?

What? Man! Look at it!
IT’S POOP

[Happy_Lendervedder]

@Excalibre

I’m still wondering how you can be sure it was shit, and not some other brown sludge. I mean, pipes can sometimes hold mineral scale and stuff in funny colors - why couldn’t that be some sort of scum from the water system that got stirred up as you were filling your bath?

Yes, I suppose anything’s possible. But…

@Happy Ledervedder

Front desk confirmed there was an “problem” over the weekend, and they apologized profusely. There was a look of utter terror on the manager’s face when I told him what room I was in, and that I had a serious health concern with the hot tub. They never actually came out and confirmed it was poop, but they didn’t need to, and I didn’t expect them to. But we both knew that the other guy knew. FTR, they also gave me a new room, comped my entire 7 days, and gave me 500 club bonus points to boot.

Pretty sure they wouldn’t comp me for over $700 and give away free club points for just rust or mineral deposits.

Happy

[Happy_Lendervedder]

@raz

Oh HELL no. Those pictures are so much worse than I was imagining.

And those pics? Those don’t even show the worst of it. I was forced to rely solely on the light of the lamp next to my bed, and as a result I couldn’t get enough light on the really good stuff.

[DeVena]

Urrp. I wanna shower just from reading this. I’d be back in therapy if it happened to me. I’ll never look at a hotel jacuzzi again without thinking of Happy.

[marymargaret]

Please send me the photo. I must see this.