Diarrhea in the jacuzzi

Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Oh sweet Eephus, there’s diarrhea in the jacuzzi.
I need to go shave my skin off with a wood planer. I shall post details later.

Happy

Where did you say the diaharrea was again?

In the wood planer? Or maybe the wood planer was in the jacuzzi.

Sounds…Oh, I don’t know, I think “nasty” is a good word for that.

Was it floaties, or was it all a disolved kind of slurry?

“Say, are you sure this is the oatmeal bath?”

Say, anyone remember that scene in Shine? Or was that Caddyshack?

How do you know if wasn’t a perfectly tenacious turd that had gotton pounded by the jets? That’s like claiming the fruit in a smoothie wasn’t previously bruised.

:eek: In the hot tub!!!??? EWWWWWWWWW

New band name. Perfectly Tenacious Turds

Tenacious T. Jack Black is gonna be pissed!

I’m never drinking a chocolate shake again.

Eh, make that “was previously bruised.”

Was this at a spa? Are you sure it wasn’t just the mud bath?

Part of last week’s discussion in my Thermal Systems class involved “fouling factors” in pipes. Now I don’t think I’ll be able to hear about “fouling factors” again without thinking of this thread.

Sorry.

Well, can you at least tell us which jacuzzi it is so that none of us go to it?

Didn’t Imodium make a commercial about this very thing?

I have all the details I need, thank you very much. :wink:

If you take your one-year-old baby into the hot tub in your bathroom, and he’s recently eaten raisins, you ought to know what to expect. Or at least–not be surprised by the eventual result. :eek:

So, possibly, I am icked out a little less than the rest of you. :wink:

Hey! Hey!

When you’re in the jacuzzi
And you start to feel woozy
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

I don’t know, but I’m sure visualizing that scene from Spirited Away, when the stink spirit got into the herbal soak bath.