Wasn’t the PieMeister and his lady due to do that thing in Vegas today? Not heard anything so I’m a little apprehensive to say very much.
Updates appreciated, obviously he’ll be too busy trying to get it up after a serious day on the lash (more consumption that consummation, I fear . . .), but perhaps someone can tell us what’s afoot out in the desert ?
I just tried to give Heloise a call on her cell, but she didn’t pick up. I’m sure she’s pretty busy. 
Last I heard was a few days ago, when she was getting ready to leave. So, since Las Vegas hasn’t fallen into the Pacific, I’m pretty sure everything is going just fine.
I’ll try calling tomorrow, and hopefully they’ll have enough time and energy to pick up the phone then. 
Crap. That was me, not JustPlainBryan.
I’m sure Heloise is gonna be pissed if she finds out that the Clog-Meister was two-timing her with Heliose.
Well, a big congrats to the happy triad anyway, regardless of their current whereabouts. Who knew that Heliose, Queen of the Helicopters, was really Heloise’s evil twin? The soap opera factor for Cloggy and this board has just been raised a notch.
Okay, so JustPlainBryan is JavaMaven1 and the PieMeister is marrying twins. Typical Dutch hippy.
Thank you everyone for clearing that up. I feel so much more at ease . . .
One wonders if ClogBoy takes off both shoes now when he … y’know:D
I wonder how Poofy is going to feel about all of this.
apparently, he was halfway to Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.
“We can’t stop here! This is clog country!”
Ok, I finally got a message from Heloise. Yes, they’re happily married, they’ve been awfully busy (ahem) this week, and have been off honeymooning, going to see the Grand Canyon* and just travelling around. I know that there’s a reception for them today in Phoenix, and I’m sure they’ll be back on the boards in no time.
*Really, really hoping that wasn’t any kind of euphemism.
::sigh:: Good ol’ Coldfire. A Moderator’s job is never done.
I seriously doubt that performing his husbandly duties with Heloise is as tough as being a Mod.
We are indeed back! In fact, Coldfire is already home. 
But I’ll be joining him A.S.A.P.
I’m sure he’ll want to give a more detailed op later, but for now I’ll just say that all went well, we travelled around northern Arizona, and actually managed to make time to see some of it (:D) and, except for the separation, we are happy. More later, I’m sure. I have to keep it brief, as I’m at work.
Piemeister? What’s that all about?
Hey Heloise Congrats [again] and to your ‘echtgenoot’. Hope you had a -ahem- exciting time. Maybe I’ll see you gracing our country, one of these days. Be sure to bring your clogs. 
WhooHoooo!
They did it, they did it, THEY DID IT!!!
And got married too!
Congrats of the finest kind!
Gefeliciteerd, the both of you!
The esteemed Cockney Rebel is refering to my rather rotund physique, like the lowlife punk he is.
Yes! Indeed, we did it.
I married my beautiful Tamalene on February 29, 2004, in the Little Church of the West in Las Vegas, NV. It was a sweet private ceremony (just the two of us!), which -as we found out later per the DVD- was over within 6 minutes. We didn’t care, though, we were just happy to have it all over and done with. We were both so nervous! Incredible, as we were the only two people there (apart from the minister, the DVD recording lady, and the photographer :)), but still!
The day then rapidly continued with a quick dash down the Vegas Strip towards our Honeymoon Suite, which was absolutely gorgeous. Drinking champagne in an indoor spa with your new bride - life could definitely be worse, dudes.
That night, we dined at the Rosewood Grill, a fantastic seafood restaurant just off the strip, near the Monte Carlo. Oysters, fresh Maine lobster, crablegs… it was positively gorgeous. And, it provided for an excellent breakfast the next morning in the suite, too, thanks to the marvels of the American doggie bag system.
Combined with the 1.5 liter bottle of champagne my parents ordered into our suite, I can say we had a great honeymoon day/night/morning after.
Afterwards, we spent a week traveling Northern Arizona (Flagstaff, Grand Canyon, Sedona, Prescott, et cetera), which was absolutely beautiful.
Now, the official wedding pictures are still being developed. But there were a few pictures taken at a small family reception we held last Saturday in Phoenix. I wore a tails coat for the official ceremony, but Tamalene looks just like she did on the big day (and who gives a damn about that fat groom, anyway ;)).
Isn’t she just absolutely breathtaking??
And here are our wedding rings! Both are the same design: hers is a yellow and white gold combination, while mine is entirely white gold. Sort of like our skin colours.
Unfortunately, I don’t have mine on right now, as the rings in the picture were too big, and the right sizes are being ordered right now.
We’ll keep you updated with more pictures in the near feature. In the meantime, you can all envy me for being the luckiest man in the world.
To make you feel better: I’m home sick now with a serious case of the flu, which I somehow picked up in the States. 'T ain’t a healthy country, man - and that’s besides the 3 kilograms I gained during our honeymoon.
Well gosh darn it. Congrats you two! This is just the beginning
