Coldfire enters the cyber age: corny homepage alert!

Yes, that’s right, kids. I made a homepage.

http://coldfire.50megs.com/

Critique it. Be brutal. Honestly, I can take it.

Oh, the site has pop-ups, but they’re of the decent sort.

I feel so… modern!

I want to bear your love child!

Coldfire in a kilt!

:swoons:

Oh, shit. Disclaimer: page contains unshaved legs in a skirt.

I swoon because apparently that’s what women do. :smiley:

Mmmmmmm Belgian beer… hic

One note:

“What’s New? Not much, I just built it.”

:: swoons ::

Coldie’s bike.

swoon

Ah, damn. The first grammar error. Time for an update. :slight_smile:

There. Happy now?

swoons

(Strictly from malnourishment, though, and the powerful thirst created by viewing that iron-fortified Guiness in your hand. Medic!)

Well, that’s my illusions shattered. I pictured all mods as secret agent / superhero types, all capes, neuroses and shurikens.

Ooooooh my goodness.

Another kilted male Doper.

I am going to sleep soooooooooo well tonight. :smiley:

It’s a bit crotch-centric at first glance.

I, and Amazon.com , both thank you for inadvertantly including your credit card number in your personal info. :smiley:

Smart, witty, and good looking!!!

At the risk of being accused of sucking up to a Mod, Coldfire, you wouldn’t happen to be seeing anyone would you?

CJ

Yes.

:: continues to swoon ::

:smiley:

Hey, cj, you obviously didn’t check out the photo gallery. There’s a picture of the lucky lady [who incidentally is a Doper, no?]

Never mind. ::Goes back to Rebel Doper Alliance::

So this is our mild-mannered Dutch boy?
[sup]He looks American! d&r[/sup]

Nice, uncluttered site.

Ya might want to whack a <TITLE>Coldfire Central</TITLE> tag in it though, if you want to get rid of the “Untitled” bit at the top.

The template didn’t provide for that, but I’ll see what I can do. :slight_smile:

Wow, Coldie looks like a movie star. swoons