Yeah, the whole thing never really happened. Uh huh. Keep telling yourself that. Meanwhile, I’m checking out gorillamask.net … yep, there’s a guy caught by his roommate jerking off. Hey, pizzabrat, do you won a Dell laptop with a keyboard splashguard?
Do you OWN a Dell … jeezuss, what is with the spelling errors on this thread?
[QUOTE=Bear_Nenno]
How on Earth do you keep everything contained with little pieces of Kleenex??
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Well, you just hold those little pieces of kleenex so it’s a short-range shot so to speak.
The different texture is rather pleasant too.
(I usually double or triple up on the kleenex, myself)
Forget you read this.
I don’t even want to know this much about people I love. Good gawd, man. Get a governor on that whole brain-to-web-posting thing, would ya?
[QUOTE=Kalhoun]
I don’t even want to know this much about people I love. Good gawd, man. Get a governor on that whole brain-to-web-posting thing, would ya?
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Oh, please don’t. This is way too hysterical!
Well at least the OP didn’t pass out on the couch with pecker in hand and the video still playing on the tube just before 10 or so people suddenly show up for an after bar party.
We still call that “The Gary Incident”.
And no, my real name is not Gary.
:eek: Great … now I’m involuntarily rewriting Love Shack, only using the phrase cum Towel instead.
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Tissue might be adequate for dribblers who just need to clean up afterwards but I’m the type who needs to protect the carpert during.
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T M fuckin’ I.
I don’t even know what the canola oil’s for. Do I want to know?
I love it that he specified canola.
Well, that peanut oil is expensive, you know?
Canola oil - when regular vegetable oil just isn’t good enough.
I think we’ve found them a new advertising slogan.
ew. Just ew.
[QUOTE=betenoir]
owe. that should be owe. If you owned your cousin you wouldn’t have to be jerking off.
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I’m pretty sure pizzabrat’s cousin is the one doing the owning at this point.
This isn’t the first time I’ve seen reference to a specific towel used for catching one’s goo. There’s really nothing wrong with that at all, assuming it is washed in between uses. I don’t know why people are getting grossed out by it. Maybe they just don’t know how male anatomy works. I just find it fascinating that so many people actually have a special towel designated for that job only. I usually just grab the closest towel/non-stainable clothing item or whatever’s handy. In my mind I see a special towel with tassels, embroidered with the words “OFFICIAL CUM TOWEL” and hung on a gold-plated mini-towel rack right next to the bed. Bahahaha.
I weep for the future.
Oh, and also…
God, I wish I could get drunk off four beers. I would save SO much money!
[QUOTE=Aangelica]
Canola oil - when regular vegetable oil just isn’t good enough.
I think we’ve found them a new advertising slogan.
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Well, canola oil is made from rape seed…
[QUOTE=Ellen Cherry]
I love it that he specified canola.
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Being from the land where Canola is King, I thank pizzabrat and his ilk for putting dollars into my family’s pockets.
(Regular old vegetable oil doesn’t usually get into my house.)
[QUOTE=GingerOfTheNorth]
(Regular old vegetable oil doesn’t usually get into my house.)
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So you call it your house. That’s *precious. *Does your husband park his car in your garage.
The purpose of the “cum towel” (or shirt, or sock, etc.) used multiple times for said purpose, is that you never have to worry about mistakenly using that towel on your face, or putting on that shirt, after forgetting to wash it. There is nothing worse than realizing the shirt you have on has remanants from the night before on it. You can keep it in a special hiding place, like behind the hamper. After a while it gets “full” for lack of a better word, and fragrant, at which point you throw it out, and find a suitable replacement. Kleenex are expensive, especially if you are a frequent user, and tear easy. Or so I’m told 