[QUOTE=Larry Mudd]
Here’s the nasty: She has a perplexing, obsessively-frugal habit of reusing paper napkins. They go back into a drawer in the kitchen.
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represses urge to hurl that is SO GROSS!!! I would not be able to deal with that. The gross-out factor would be a dealbreaker for me.
Evidently, several of you haven’t experience waking up with kleenix glued to your junk! :dubious:
Pizzabrat , it looks like Fark has picked up your story. They just left out the canola oil.
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]
Only if you’re doing CI in the Mojave.
Yeah, see, my “S” key has been sticky of late… For… entirely unrelated reasons… You see…
Er…
Just FYI: Hubby reports that some welding chaps are indeed “assed” chaps.
Carry on.
[QUOTE=NinetyWt]
Just FYI: Hubby reports that some welding chaps are indeed “assed” chaps.
Carry on.
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I think you meant to post that in this thread.
[QUOTE=Caricci]
Pizzabrat , it looks like Fark has picked up your story. They just left out the canola oil.
Pizzabrat’s story
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That’s hilarious. BTW, I pressed my cousin further to make sure he wasn’t lying out of embarassment - he’s not (in fact, it took him a while to conclude that I must have been drunk in order for me to question him about how I got to bed). I didn’t tell him what I thought had happened, but I did tell him about my underwear being on backwards, to test him. He immediately protested me sharing that.
[QUOTE=The Weird One]
I think you meant to post that in this thread.
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Holy smokes !! I better look and see if my underwear are on backwards !! :eek:
Attention SD administration:
Perhaps you might want to kick off people who post things about cumrags. Maybe you don’t want to attract customers who post things such as cumsocks on stairs or whatever this nutbag said. There’s nothing wrong with getting rid of crazy people.
Lose the crazies? Why that’s better than half the paid membership of the board!
[QUOTE=zuma]
Attention SD administration:
Perhaps you might want to kick off people who post things about cumrags. Maybe you don’t want to attract customers who post things such as cumsocks on stairs or whatever this nutbag said. There’s nothing wrong with getting rid of crazy people.
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Can we also get rid of the assbags? I’d be all for kickin out the crazy cumraggers if we could also get rid of some of the assbaggers.
[QUOTE=zuma]
Attention SD administration:
Perhaps you might want to kick off people who post things about cumrags. Maybe you don’t want to attract customers who post things such as cumsocks on stairs or whatever this nutbag said. There’s nothing wrong with getting rid of crazy people.
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The hell is your problem, you moronic prude? Nothing I said was “nutbag”, except to someone who lives inside his own head.
The SDMB has a long and storied tradition of posting about bodily functions and their associated fluids. I don’t see that changing anytime soon.
[QUOTE=Amp]
Cum rags? Kleenex? Jeez people, what you guys really need is a good old fashion cum sock. Not only can you use it in the act but it saves on the clean up. Just use it and throw it in the hamper. No fuss, no muss.
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Now, when you say “use it,” I HOPE you aren’t talking about using it as a sock, because I really don’t think that would qualify as “no muss.”
Ahh, the old cum sock. There was a guy in our dorm that used that trick, it earned him the nickname “Argyle” when it was accidentally discovered.
[QUOTE=zuma]
Perhaps you might want to kick off people who post things about cumrags.
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If posting funny anecdotes about cumrags is wrong, then who wants to be right? 
[QUOTE=Malienation]
Hey, pizzabrat: coconut oil, available in stores that sell Indian food. 
Trust me, I went to a seminar on improving handjob technique about 5 years ago, no lie. 
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They have semin-ars on such a thing?!
Who knew?
cumrags, cum juggling and hand job seminars. I’m so sheltered.
[QUOTE=slaphead]
If posting funny anecdotes about cumrags is wrong, then who wants to be right?
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How on earth caould I have failed to cum up with this one!
:smack: AAAAH!! My eye! I’m going blind!