[QUOTE=Cervaise]
Am I the only one now imagining the Pope filling up his pointy hat?
I am, aren’t I?
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not any more … eeewwwww.
who’s going to rock me to sleep tonight ? that’s what i want to know …
Pillow biter mitre?
I am so going to hell.
FYI, I believe that the correct term is "cum rag " Once you’ve used it, it ain’t no towel…
Carry on…
FYI, I believe that the correct term is "cum rag " Once you’ve used it, it ain’t no towel…
Carry on…
cum trowel
[QUOTE=OpalCat]
cum trowel
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Only if you’re planning on growing a cum tree.
My, my, my, the Dope is THIS full of people touchy on the subject of semen? It’s just spooge, people, and remember, it’s not just a sexual fluid, it’s also a desert topping!
That having been said, I have to agree with the OP… cum rags/towels/whatever are way better than Kleenex. And Canola rocks. God bless those horny Canadians!
[QUOTE=Amp]
Cum rags? Kleenex? Jeez people, what you guys really need is a good old fashion cum sock.
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A friend when I was in my teens referred to his as a “whip sock”. 
And in terms of lube, another friend swears by Astroglide.
(I have lots of lonely friends.)
[QUOTE=OpalCat]
cum trowel
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That’s laying it on a bit thick, don’t you think?
[QUOTE=Priceguy]
Ejaculating up into the air and then catching it… Why are you looking at me like that?
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Anyone else picturing one of these?
Dang. I was about to ask if he’d tried pan-frying his towel yet.
When the cumrag can stand on its own, like some dancing ghost hanky. Then is the time to just throw it away. Or you could turn it into a bulletproof lampshade. Seriously, I think cotton and semen is Peter Parker’s secret recipe.
Sassaafras and Spiderman.
[QUOTE=pizzabrat]
Did I black out at my PC with my pants down?
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You, no.
Your Mom, yes.
Wanna buy some prints? (You couldn’t afford the negatives.) 
[QUOTE=Priceguy]
No way. If it’s the third or fourth time that day or something I can usually keep it contained without accessories (but using the foreskin for this purpose has never occurred to me), but under normal circumstances - no way. Even if the volume is small enough to be contained within the foreskin, it emerges with momentum.
I just realized tvvat may have meant that you keep the foreskin pinched during ejaculation. In that case, I have two questions:
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How the hell do you manage to masturbate while pinching your foreskin?
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Why would you? You must be a serious masochist, dude.
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I’m not him, but these are my answers:
1: Not the entire time, just at the end. Makes you good at controlling the ‘moment supreme’, too.
2: Contrary to what you might think it’s not painful or anything. Been doing it since I can remember.
[QUOTE=MostlyClueless]
1: Not the entire time, just at the end. Makes you good at controlling the ‘moment supreme’, too.
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Still: With the foreskin pinched above the head you can’t have much leeway to move.
It’s not the pain I’m worried about. But the tiny little movements possible with a pinched foreskin must be like a gnat gnawing at your shaft.
I do not experience the difficulties you describe, sir.
[QUOTE=blondebear]
FYI, I believe that the correct term is "cum rag " Once you’ve used it, it ain’t no towel…
Carry on…
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For my ex-GF, anything used to mop up cum is a “cum-towel.”
Here’s the nasty: She has a perplexing, obsessively-frugal habit of reusing paper napkins. They go back into a drawer in the kitchen.
There are proper cum-towels by the bed, but kitchen-sex gets a paper clean-up.
I could never mask my repulsion when she pulled out a manky old balled-up napkin during dinner. Sometimes she would say, “What? It’s not a cum-towel!” Other times she’d just sniff it like a perv, without comment, and then wipe her fingers with it.
Ugh.
[QUOTE=934spe]
Well, canola oil is made from rape seed…
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Isn’t that also what roofies are made out of?
[QUOTE=Amp]
Cum rags? Kleenex? Jeez people, what you guys really need is a good old fashion cum sock. Not only can you use it in the act but it saves on the clean up. Just use it and throw it in the hamper. No fuss, no muss.
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Men’s silk dress socks are the best, and use the garter to keep it on. Um … I heard about it in high school once.
[QUOTE=Whifton_Polekitty]
It’s just spooge, people, and remember, it’s not just a sexual fluid, it’s also a desert topping!
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Only if you’re doing CI in the Mojave.
- wonders how much spooge it would take to cover the Mojave *
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]
Hmm,
- Unexpected loss of consciousness
- Cum towel out of place
- Canola oil out of place
- Underpants on backward
- Cousin doesn’t recall anything at all out of the ordinary
Did your butt hurt when you woke up? Because I’m working on a theory…
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This reminds me of an incident at an old job. We hired a new guy (out of school)and my friend (older) walks up to him, introduces himself and then asks him,
“Hey if you woke up in a sleeping bag with a used condom next to you and your underwear on backwards, would you tell anyone?”
The stunned guy says “No”.
My friend says, “So, you wanna go camping?”