[QUOTE=tvvat]
is everyone here circumsized? just deploy into the pinched foreskin…
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Now that’s funny.
I’m picturing something that, after a quick expansion, resembles a golf ball on a tee.
That sad thing is, I’m picturing it, and I don’t want to.
I don’t have a foreskin, and I don’t play one on tv… nor do I have much experience with guys who have them… but…can they really contain that kind of volume and momentum? I mean if he lets loose hard enough to hit his own chin, is that really going to be contained in a pinched foreskin?
[QUOTE=OpalCat]
I don’t have a foreskin, and I don’t play one on tv… nor do I have much experience with guys who have them… but…can they really contain that kind of volume and momentum? I mean if he lets loose hard enough to hit his own chin, is that really going to be contained in a pinched foreskin?
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No way. If it’s the third or fourth time that day or something I can usually keep it contained without accessories (but using the foreskin for this purpose has never occurred to me), but under normal circumstances - no way. Even if the volume is small enough to be contained within the foreskin, it emerges with momentum.
I just realized tvvat may have meant that you keep the foreskin pinched during ejaculation. In that case, I have two questions:
How the hell do you manage to masturbate while pinching your foreskin?
Why would you? You must be a serious masochist, dude.
I’m not sure what he could have meant other than that you pinch the foreskin while ejaculating… what did you think at first??
The stuff you learn about people online… wow.
[QUOTE=Sunrazor]
Do you OWN a Dell … jeezuss, what is with the spelling errors on this thread?
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It’s all the one-handed typing going on.
[QUOTE=OpalCat]
I’m not sure what he could have meant other than that you pinch the foreskin while ejaculating… what did you think at first??
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Ejaculating up into the air and then catching it… Why are you looking at me like that?
[QUOTE=Priceguy]
Ejaculating up into the air and then catching it… Why are you looking at me like that?
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Ah yes…cum juggling. You know, there are some things wimmin are just going to have to take our word for. Because there’s no way in hell you could demonstrate that with an audience.
Depends on the audience. Anyway, what I was actually thinking at the time was that tvvat may not exactly be a spurter. There are men like that. Or so I’m told.
This thread is like some horrible accident scene I have to keep looking at.
[QUOTE=pizzabrat]
Christ, I only had four beers!
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Were they litre bottles, or are you a lightweight as well as a messy wanker? Enquiring minds wish to know. 
Cum juggling? I don’t know if I want to laugh or cry or run from the room after setting the computer on fire…
Do you freeze it? Or have some binding agent to make it easier to juggle?
[QUOTE=slaphead]
Were they litre bottles, or are you a lightweight as well as a messy wanker? Enquiring minds wish to know.
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Pints, at a bar.
Are there no couples here, who keep special towels for the purpose of preventing the dreaded “wet spot” ?? Our are in my Hubby’s nightstand. He calls them his “getting lucky” towels.
What?
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]
Ah yes…cum juggling. You know, there are some things wimmin are just going to have to take our word for. Because there’s no way in hell you could demonstrate that with an audience.
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:eek: :eek: :eek:
Okay, I’m a pretty free-wheeling guy, and not much gets to me.
That got to me.
I need a spoon to gouge that image out of my mind’s eye.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
You might want to adjust your humiliometer as it’s out of whack. And for the love of pete, don’t use canola oil!
[QUOTE=NinetyWt]
Are there no couples here, who keep special towels for the purpose of preventing the dreaded “wet spot” ?? Our are in my Hubby’s nightstand. He calls them his “getting lucky” towels.
What?
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NTSF
It’s an equal opportunity world, I see.
[QUOTE=NinetyWt]
Are there no couples here, who keep special towels for the purpose of preventing the dreaded “wet spot” ?? Our are in my Hubby’s nightstand. He calls them his “getting lucky” towels.
What?
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I hope you wash em before putting them back in the drawer…
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]
Hmm,
Did your butt hurt when you woke up? Because I’m working on a theory…
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that would be the famous legend of the Ether Bunny.
[QUOTE=Demo]
I usually just grab the closest towel/non-stainable clothing item or whatever’s handy.
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Am I the only one now imagining the Pope filling up his pointy hat?
I am, aren’t I?