::peeks in box, shakes out crumbs::
Yes. Yes, someone seriously DID eat the last of my spicy chipotle cheddar Ritz mini-crackers.
Now, I ask you. What the hell am I going to eat my peanut butter on? Huh? HUH?
Excuse me. I have to go lecture my children.
Oh, yeah… sorry. I’m cuckoo for chipotle. I can’t help myself. :o
Try 'em with a little crunchy peanut butter. MMMMM!
I would make you some but someone ate all mine. Did I mention that?
I didn’t even know they made spicy, chipotle cheddar Ritz crackers (say that 3x fast).
Consider yourself part of the cultural vanguard, papergirl!
Bri2k
Well, I actually bought them by accident. I thought I was buying Buttery Mini Ritz. I didn’t realize until I’d added the peanut butter that I had this new weirdo flavor…and then I felt like I’d just discovered chocolate + peanut butter = Reeses!
Perhaps I should submit my recipe to a contest somewhere. 
I am so jelly you have spicy chipotle cheddar ritz crackers over there.
We get ritz crackers and cheese ritz crackers. Nothing else. Boo.
Send me your address and I’ll mail you a box!
And get THIS, guys. This morning, I happened to look in my super-secret “I only keep coffee and vitamins and tampons in THIS cabinet, no need to look here for snacks, kids!” cabinet, and guess what–a practically full box of spicy chipotle cheddar Ritz!!! I so happy! Dinner is practically SERVED!
The title immediately struck me as something that’d be good for one of those Onion columns – not one of the recurring columnists, one of the random ones.
Now I’ll have to look for them and give them a try!
Spicy chipotle cheddar…Hey, this is viral marketing, isn’t it? 
You can get back at them. Eat all the plums, then leave that stupid poem attached to the refrigerator.