I’m back after a decade of sabbatical. Hi again.
There’s one thing though, I recognise a number of your names – 10 years ago I would have known instantly if we were sympatico or not.
Given that I have a more memorable (and quite frankly better) user name than most of you, would you be so kind as to remind me of our relationship status?
love
TGU
Have you really been gone all that time? I remember your name and would have thought you were a current poster. Must be getting you mixed up with Ulf the Unwashed.
Your name is indeed more memorable and so very much better than mine, but I a tread warily.
If someone says I am “The Great Unwashed” I am not sure if I want you to know that I am single.
As a matter of fact I may take your name as a challenge…
I remember your name – great name! – but couldn’t say anything at all about you. Been too long, I guess. Sorry!
(Hell of a thing to say to a soul. “You must not have been very memorable.”)
Ah, well: let’s take it as if a wholly new relationship. G’day, I’m Trinopus! Let’s be friends!
I insisted you wash before we got it on.
What?
I haven’t the faintest - perhaps we should take a shortcut and assume either the best or the worst, and work from there?
We were virtual lovers. I was much more experimental ten years ago though.
Vendetta!!!
I knew you when you were just dirty.
No I didn’t. That’s a filthy lie.
You owe me a pint.
Cloudy, with a chance of sprinkles. Preferably chocolate sprinkles.
I’m certain that we weren’t on unfriendly terms. You probably wouldn’t remember me, but I won’t hold that against you.
So to summarise the results so far:
BROADLY POSITIVE
2
BROADLY NEGATIVE
2
BROADLY MEH
6
BROADLY OWE BEER
1
Just like real life.
Yeah.
How clean’s your data?
We agreed never to speak of it again.
Regards,
Shodan
Are you going to pay me back all that cash you owe me?
You and I will fight all through this life, and in to the next!
As far as you recall, we’ve never met. It’s probably for the best that you don’t remember that night.
Update:
BROADLY POSITIVE
2
BROADLY NEGATIVE
5
BROADLY MEH
7
BROADLY OWE BEER
1
BROADLY OWE MONEY
1
…I think I see a trend developing.
Pay back the beer and money you owe and your numbers will change. 