:rolleyes:
I feel we’re in for one historic interview.
:::sigh:::
Yes I did. She’s in my fruit cellar.
Well, I did not do it. I was not on the grassy knoll in the Zapruder film.
I did not shoot J.R., either.
No I didn’t kill Chandra, it was my mother! That’s right, Norman. She was trying to get between us. A boy’s best friend is his mother. Good boy, Norman
Why yes I did. You know, no one has ever right out and asked me that before. Thank you for giving me this opportunity to come clean.*
*apologies to Gary Trudeau
I see you’re not taking this very seriously…
(And I thought I was the only one who didn’t give a rat’s ass!)
Move over, Jon Benet…
This guy needs to fire the staffer who decided an interview would help his image.
He’s coming off more loathesome than I imagined.
Move over, Bill Clinton! This guy has snake written all over him!
Well, friedo already admitting to killing JonBenet, so I think he’s a prime suspect.
Pretty neat! Connie spent the first 15 minutes of a 30-minute interview trying in oh so many subtle ways to get an answer to a question Condit was, from the start, more than obviously not willing to answer. Barbara and Geraldo couldn’t have managed it better. :rolleyes:
Sweet Jesus, that was painful.
I shot Chandra Levy, but I did not shoot the deputy… Woo-oo-ooo
She killed me first!!
I got better…
I dont find it funny. Leno makes fun of condit killing interns in his routine… her PARENTS are out there somewhere, praying she is alive.
Have a heart guys, she was just a kid, and her poor parents, I cant imagine the hell they are in.
This just isnt funny to me. 
Its sad.
kellibelli wrote:
"I dont find it funny. Leno makes fun of condit killing interns in his routine… her PARENTS are out there somewhere, praying she is alive. "
Yeah, but its long odds that they’re on this message board. Anyway, I don’t see anyone here making fun of her death, I see them making fun of the ridiculous media orgy that surrounds it. Let’s face it. If Clinton/Lewinski was a major motion picture, Condit/Levy is the cheapo direct to video knock-off.
Interesting how virtually the entire interview was multiple convoluted questions attempting to get the dude to admit he banged her.
Connie didn’t seem to want to ask a single question about facts relating to her disappearance.
She’s missing/dead? Who cares! What I want to know is if you did her…
What I found interesting (well, in the first 20 minutes I bothered watching), is that he answered two seperate questions asking about the same subject matter almost word for word exactly alike. That’s when I realized he had been coached and coached and coached until his ears bled. This interview would reveal nothing. I then went to a bar to drink and play pool.
I didn’t, I was in the Kitchen with Colonel Mustard. He had the revolver. I was concealing a lead pipe, and then the power went out…
C’mon, Omni. Sure they coulda done better. Babawa coulda asked “If Chandra was a tree, would you use an axe or a chainsaw to cut her down?”
Then Gary could have punched Geraldo in the nose.
Fenris
Ya know, I’ve always had a problem with Clue[sup]TM[/sup]. If ya wanna know what was the murder weapon, just look at the freaking wounds on Mr. Boddy.
“Inspector, the victim has a large circular entry wound on the middle of his forehead, with powder burns, and the back of his skull has been blown off.”
“Very good, officer. That narrows down the murder weapon to the candlestick and the rope.”
Sua
I think she got sick of her parents and that dick Condit, and went and got plastic surgery to fix that face of hers. She then started a new life elsewhere.