I lied-- I’m not interested in anagrams.
I lie because you couldn’t handle the truth.
Traveling Mountebanks + Mental Institutions always = fun!
I have no need to lie about who I am on my profile. So I guess mine is true then. 
Hand me that wrench. No, the one that looks like a hammer.
Sig Courtesy of Wally
Yes. I lie about everything. In fact I am lying now.
I didn’t lie about anything, even my name. They never asked for my name, just my UserName, which is, and has been since my AOL days, cessandra (although it was only recently demoted to lowercase).
I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!
Nope, not me.
Peace,
mangeorge
Teach your kids to bungee jump.
One them might have to cross a bridge someday.
Sure did my name is not Nanno
its Nancy
whatever
I dont lie I’m a good squirrel!!!
I don’t lie. I deceive.
And no. Not yet, anyway.
“Mega the Roo - Patron Saint of Marsupials and Shampoo”
-Ms Riddles
I have neither the time nor the inclination to bother with lies. Life’s too short.
Unless you were to ask me about my weight, that’s another matter entirely. 
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
why would it be worth lying about? thankfully, they don’t ask the nosy kind of questions that would make it necessary and/or advisable.
next one who says “Fates a bitch” gets whacked with my measuring stick.
Yes. I’m actually posting this message from the basement of a drycleaner in Queens.
I also left a whole buncha stuff out of “Interests,” like my stamp collection. You guys want to hear about my stamp collection?
I’m always getting e-mails from other posters who want to see if it is a legit address.
It is.