Well, I didn’t.
“‘How do you know I’m mad’ said Alice.
'You must be, ’ said the Cat, ‘or you wouldn’t have come here.’”
I didn’t. But it fries me when I try to send someone an email and they have a false one. Why not hide it? There is that option, rather than mislead people.
** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Homepage: www.superlativeandsassy.com
Occupation: Temptress
Location: Ultra, California
Interests: surpluses, excesses, abundances, extras, lagniappes
profile by UncleBeer
No.
Yer pal,
Satan
http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Two weeks, four days, 13 hours, 19 minutes and 25 seconds.
742 cigarettes not smoked, saving $92.77.
Life saved: 2 days, 13 hours, 50 minutes.
I didn’t either. I didn’t include my url, though. It’s got pictures of me drunk, and eating corned beef hash right out of the skillet it was cooked in. Wahoooo!
Not I.
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
-Charles Schulz
I’m truthful in all endevors.
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
-Chef Troy, Haiku MasterYeah, I’m a liar. My name isn’t really UncleBeer.
Mine is too vague to contain any lies.
I can’t even be bothered to make things up.
I did it just to hide the fact that I am a stunningly handsome, daring, and successful secret agent who has saved the world numerous times. Helps cut down on the riff-raff that show up at my door.
You don’t want to know what would have happened at Chernobyl if I hadn’t been around.
Well, honey just tastes better when it comes from a bear’s head.
Well, my name isn’t really ‘Anti Pro’, but that is it, other than, I didn’t include my e mail address, but only because when I first started posting in December. There was some talk then of people getting hideous e mails from some pervert, not anxious to be included in Mr. Weird’s dating strategy, I left my e mail spot, blank.
Judy
My real name’s not Rachelle. It’s… wait a minute. I’m not gonna tell you guys my name… that’s private!! 
That John Denver’s full of shit man!
We don’t know that you actually read. And for all we know you could hate animals.
As for me, I’m not really a drone. I’m more of a wonk.
Let me check…Nope. What’s the point? There were no blanks asking for height and weight.
I’m not really Ophelia.
If I was, I’d be resting in a grave in Denmark right now next to the skull of Yorick.
shiver
“I can never give a ‘yes’ of a ‘no.’ I don’t believe everything in life can be settled by a monosyllable” *Betty Smith
Nope, I didn’t lie. That’s my real name, too.
…ebius sig. This is a moebius sig. This is a mo…
(sig line courtesy of WallyM7)
I didnt. Sue is just Sue and the Canadian part means I dont have to answer the where are you from question 
Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man
Stop lyin’ everyone!
Like I need to lie…pshaw!
I have chainmail underwear.
Nope not yet.
Hey Thats a great idea!!! I’ll bet no one has ever done that on the net before.