3700 SINCE JANUARY?!?!? Cripes, I thought I was pathetic, racking up 5000+ mostly forgetable (except to Salem) posts posts in less than two years. Handy had better watch his ass.
I’m just trying to blend in. I’ve got money on the Moderator Nazi Races, I’m going to a DopeFest in June, and I relentlessly click Refresh.
Welcome back, drop.
Hi!
dropzone I missed ya! Glad you’re back. Email me? I know, I know, I’m an attention whore, but I love getting emails! Most 'specially from long lost Dopers! Where ya been? 
Welcome back. I certainly did miss you.
Hey drop welcome back!
It would be nice if you could keep your questions in a more serious and educational vein like I do.:rolleyes:
Hiya dropzone.
Welcome back.
I too have noticed that there are quite a few “newbies” that are racking up posts at an unbelievable rate. Don’t you people have jobs?!? Oh, ok, um, then don’t you people have bosses that care that you are spending 8 hours a day posting on the web?!?
-Tcat
Welcome back. I was just a little Leprechaun when you last threaded the boards.
Nazi Mod Races - so called because of their similarity to the pod races in Star Wars.
Which might make Cecil Adams our own Jabba the Hutt!
Hah! That’s why I went away! Stuck in a corner, monitor turned from the public, business down–the perfect recipe for doping. Now everything is backwards so my fear can be enough to keep me on the straight and narrow. (fingers crossed)
Hey guy!
How are them church hotties doin?
Welcome back drop!
Still distracting. Got some new ones, too, and others have reached their majority so I can check them out without feeling I’m King of the Perverts. Some of them must’ve had their ass cracks spackled so they can wear their pants lower.
I’m the Fool on the Hill. You might remember me from our previous lives - I was your soothsayer, my liege.
Sorry, but the only past life I recall was as a prospector in the Yukon, and after that memory I swore never to let my blood sugar get that low again! Sounds like the ones we lived together were more fun, though.
Um, is there a union or some sort of apprenticeship? If not, I’d like to know where I could submit my application to be an ass crack spackler. Of course, I wouldn’t do plumbers.
That’s a shame! I’m sure you could get your pipes cleaned…
I wish you a painful bowel movement for putting that song in my mind…
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And now, to torture someone else
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