I was taking a dump…
(Oops, forgot TMI warning)
I was having a bowel movement at work the other day and I noticed something different in the stall I usually habitate. Someone, using some sharp object had carved out the words “DIE BITCH” in the toilet paper dispenser. This kind of pisses me off since the bathrooms are pretty new and this stall had been previously unblemished. If this were a stall in the subway, or even in a restaraunt I would not be so puzzled, but this is a bathroom deep into a hospital which pretty much is just across the hall from my lab. So no crazy patients or visitors are likely to ever even find it.
I don’t believe anyone in my lab would behave in such a juvenile fashion, and the custodial staff that wanders around all seem to have a good head on their shoulders. What possesses someone to do this anyways. The “bitch” will never even see this, seeing how it’s the men’s bathroom. Ooh, oh no; could someone have a grudge against Mary? Our Jamaican cleaning lady? No, impossible, she’s so loveable and has been our favorite cleaning person in recent memory.
I’m not opposed to bathroom grafitti. In fact, some good ones have kept me entertained whilst I do the deed.
“Fuck me suck me,
make me bleed.
is what i need.”
“a man must have great ambition in life to have to write his name on the wall of a bathroom stall”
“OSHA regulation 42-2 : All turds over 6 inches must be hand lowered.”
“WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.”
“Here I sit
Came to shit
But only farted”
“All that you love will be carried away”*
So two things. Do any of you guys have insight into why someone would want to vandalize the ass paper dispenser randomly? I am almost positively certain that it would have to be someone working in a medically related field in a hospital.
And two, seen any good bathroom graffiti lately? I know there are many websites which collect this stuff, but maybe there are some good Doper contributions we could get going here.