I use mine to open walnuts.
Oh, I get the nickname now!
“Giant sequoia wood is soft and brittle and it becomes more so as the tree ages.”
you have to go door to door? All I have to do to spread the good news to the whole neighborhood is a watch a good porn. 
sigh
A for effort ! 
Yes, and the seeds it emits are mostly sterile.
Wait, Australian cocks give eggs?
And now you have an appreciation for just how big it is.
I am** NOT** making an accusation here, and have NO evidence that this is true… but if Diggle was a “sock puppet” it would be incredibly amusing.
Ah, well I want them to attach a face and name to the member. I suppose I could hang a sign off the end with a picture, perhaps autographed?
Me, I’m a much bigger fan of suck poppets.
Why is it that 0.01% of the male population have penises over 10 inches in length, but make up 96% of the online dating market?
I’ve also noticed from conversations with friends that every university in the United Kingdom seems to contain a token horse cock. The lucky guy in question will be known to virtually all students, and will be some kind of cock prankster, someone who will slip his slab onto your shoulder while you are checking your email.
bleck… I think there would either be a sexual harassment suit or said cock prankster would be short a stage prop.
I am reminded of an infamous moderator post in which he said something along the lines of “Closing the thread because the OP doesn’t know the centimeter side of the ruler from the inch side.”
:o :o
… that help?
No, that’s the hens. Which I mentioned. See, the cocks and the hens, they… Look. Ask your mother.