[QUOTE=betenoir]
Would this be a good place to repeat my comment about a friend of mine (who was doing pretty well already if I do say so myself) who, the next morning (ahem) spoke of wanting a 10 inch penis. I said I, and most women couldn’t handle that, whatever whould he do with it? He said, oh probably go around hitting people with it.
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I use mine to open walnuts.
[QUOTE=vibrotronica]
Native Americans own encyclopedia, too!
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Oh, I get the nickname now!
“Giant sequoia wood is soft and brittle and it becomes more so as the tree ages.”
[QUOTE=Snarky_Kong]
That’s why I go door to door. I’m kinda like a Jehova’s Witness, except it’s about my wang.
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you have to go door to door? All I have to do to spread the good news to the whole neighborhood is a watch a good porn. 
sigh
[QUOTE=vibrotronica]
sigh
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A for effort ! 
[QUOTE=Long Time Lurker]
Oh, I get the nickname now!
“Giant sequoia wood is soft and brittle and it becomes more so as the tree ages.”
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Yes, and the seeds it emits are mostly sterile.
[QUOTE=Princhester]
Damn selfish of the owner and I wonder about reporting them every now and again. Plus they never give us any of the eggs.
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Wait, Australian cocks give eggs?
[QUOTE=sturmhauke]
Sequoias are found on the West Coast, and the Iroquois live in the Great Lakes area.
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And now you have an appreciation for just how big it is.
I am** NOT** making an accusation here, and have NO evidence that this is true… but if Diggle was a “sock puppet” it would be incredibly amusing.
[QUOTE=enigm4tic]
you have to go door to door? All I have to do to spread the good news to the whole neighborhood is a watch a good porn.
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Ah, well I want them to attach a face and name to the member. I suppose I could hang a sign off the end with a picture, perhaps autographed?
[QUOTE=Beltane]
but if Diggle was a “sock puppet” it would be incredibly amusing.
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Me, I’m a much bigger fan of suck poppets.
Why is it that 0.01% of the male population have penises over 10 inches in length, but make up 96% of the online dating market?
I’ve also noticed from conversations with friends that every university in the United Kingdom seems to contain a token horse cock. The lucky guy in question will be known to virtually all students, and will be some kind of cock prankster, someone who will slip his slab onto your shoulder while you are checking your email.
bleck… I think there would either be a sexual harassment suit or said cock prankster would be short a stage prop.
I am reminded of an infamous moderator post in which he said something along the lines of “Closing the thread because the OP doesn’t know the centimeter side of the ruler from the inch side.”
[QUOTE=Cervaise]
Me, I’m a much bigger fan of suck poppets.
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:o :o
… that help?
[QUOTE=Cerowyn]
Wait, Australian cocks give eggs?
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No, that’s the hens. Which I mentioned. See, the cocks and the hens, they… Look. Ask your mother.