Where the hell do you keep your wallet?
Wait, don’t answer that!
Never mind that, what’s in it?
You could try getting a tattoo, like me. Mine says “H U G E P E-”
reminds me of a joke…
a white guy standing next to a black guy
The white guy has “WENDY” tattoo’d on his dick, and glancing over, notices the black guy does too.
so he comments, “hey, I see we both have girls named wendy in our lives!”
The black guy looks confused for a second, looks down and says
“nah, it says Welcome to Jamaica Man, And have a Nice Day!”
If you rub it, does it become a suitcase?
Besides, the loss of blood accompanying an erection must play a toll on his mental faculties. 
Hmmm. You seem to be assuming he posts while erect. Are we that exciting?
I’d try posting while erect, but I’d hit all the keys at once.
Mine is so big, there were plans to use it for transatlantic passenger service.
The Concorde won the bid, but hey, some of us like to take our time.
You might want to work on that story a bit. Sequoias are found on the West Coast, and the Iroquois live in the Great Lakes area.
My penis sheds its skin periodically. When that section of the Bay Bridge fell down in the '89 earthquake, they used some of my old skins to repair it. They are also being used in the construction of the new bridge.
Would this be a good place to repeat my comment about a friend of mine (who was doing pretty well already if I do say so myself) who, the next morning (ahem) spoke of wanting a 10 inch penis. I said I, and most women couldn’t handle that, whatever whould he do with it? He said, oh probably go around hitting people with it.
Sometimes I just don’t get guys 
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Duct tape over the obvious holes and then stick her in a tub of water to check for seam tears. If it’s too extensive, man up and buy a new doll.
The clue is in the spelling, though vibrotonica tried to mislead us. The Sequoia tree, like vibro’s peepee, was named after the famous Cherokee (the Cherokee are closely related ethnically to the Six Nations in what ethnolinguists refer to as the “Iroquoian subfamily”) who bore that name and referenced himself in English as George Guess. And as the name implies, he was so miniscule that one had to guess whether it was… Well, suffice to to say he could have been the culprit in Autolycus’s odd scenario, as Auto would not have noticed, if he were not 200 years dead.
Auto has been dead for 200 years? Is that why he drinks then, he is pickled in alcohol?
That’s what you get for using a Blackeberry to post. 
d & r
I miss samarm. He was hung, and he didn’t let you forget it - but we never noticed him bragging about it. Case in point, he states a query that’s tangential to the subject of his size, but not dependent on it. Only a few paragraphs in does he confirm his over-endowment, and immediately drops a sort of apology for it afterwards. Now that’s finesse.
Native Americans own encyclopedia, too!
My gigantic manhood laughs at your puny spelling conventions.
That’s why I go door to door. I’m kinda like a Jehova’s Witness, except it’s about my wang.
Diggleblop needs this shirt. Might be too subtle for him though.