diggleblop, learn the fucking rules

It’s not just that one thing either. It’s lots of dumb questions (often in the wrong forum) and at least one instance of trolling, besides rudeness. After three months and over 600 posts, he should be “adjusted” by now.

If he can reform his behavior, it’s fine if he stays. But I have the distinct impression that recently he’s been getting worse instead of better.

Fixed.

I really apologize for sounding belligerent. It wasn’t my intention at all. I said it in the thread about the painting and I’ll say it again here - I’m sorry if I sounded belligerent. diggleblop, I have nothing at all against you and didn’t mean to offend you. Peace!

I confess, I thought it sounded a little - well, snippy when I first read it. But I honestly believe you didn’t mean for it to and I really admire you for apologizing.

You had diggleblop fixed? :eek:

Man, those Mods are just getting mean lately.

Yeah, anything to show they aren’t twee.

He’s doing it AGAIN.

Between him and WildfireMM**, they must have some serious info on the admins. I can’t explain it otherwise.

Yeah, and this is charming, too.

Somehow, I got it into my head that EddyTeddyFreddy posted this. Well, I’m not going to waste it:

On Cement

You see, they do not versify.
Though dense, dumb, dunderheaded
they be, they do not rhyme and fly.
I agree, all sense they’ve shedded.

Sense is requir’d not here, you see.
A computer, a credit card,
no more than that for there to be
a poster’s skull that’s very hard.

They’re told, they’re told, my fingers tire.
The will to grasp concepts they lack.
I feel sure, neither’s a liar,
It’s just - their brains, they’re in a sack.

So even in a tinfoil bonnet,
At least they don’t write a fucking sonnet.

I think that I shall never see
A poem by a mod that be
Of scansion pure, of rhyme sublime
Of being worth my precious time –

:eek:

Oh, wait! I’ve posted my despite
Of poetry that mods might write
Within a thread that mods will see.
Oh, shit, I’m fucked! (But still not twee.)

:stuck_out_tongue:

That was quick! I was sure I’d get dinged for going to 10 from 8 syllables in the couplet. It just worked.

Oooh! Now do sapphics!

Not me! I looked it up; I’d have to work at it. Maybe next month.

Perhaps a lovely villanelle? Or we can start another thread to discuss poetic forms.

That’s pretty cool. I like that. Is the repetition of lines standard or just that particular poem’s style?

Standard. It’s an easy form if you use the repeated lines as a simple refrain, and gets a lot harder if you actually try to integrate the repeats with the rest of the lines.

Thanks

Heh-he, from the thread Guinastasia linked to:

Talk about clueless…

on 3rd thoughts I see that my “you’re invited” post didn’t make it to the Elvis/Beatles thread, so I’ve posted one in there.

This just in from this thread.

I am very strongly thinking he is just a troll, I hope the powers that be, remove him soon.

Jim {anyone like numerology, he is on post 666 as of his well deserved warning from samclem}