diggleblop, learn the fucking rules

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[QUOTE=Rufus Xavier]
And diggleblop’s last seven:

Why can’t we recall the U. S. President?
What is this called on this person’s legs?
Laws regarding politicians knowing sensitive
What causes humans to get out of breath?
Eating after having a tooth pulled?
Why do some states force men to pay child support
Question about domain name legalities?
[/QUOTE]

Based on those questions, I’m going to extrapolate future questions from diggleblop:
Why don’t spiders have 9 legs?
Can bleach be converted into a safe food substance?
Are there 2 points on the earth where your address is the exact same, except for the country?
If heated to the proper tempurature, could we use Totinos Pizza Rolls as a weapon in guerilla warfare?
Should we limit the number of integers?

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eep.

I can’t describe how mortified I would feel, even in the privacy of my home, to open my email and find a message like that in my inbox.

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[QUOTE=RaftPeople]
Based on those questions, I’m going to extrapolate future questions from diggleblop:
Why don’t spiders have 9 legs?
Can bleach be converted into a safe food substance?
Are there 2 points on the earth where your address is the exact same, except for the country?
If heated to the proper tempurature, could we use Totinos Pizza Rolls as a weapon in guerilla warfare?
Should we limit the number of integers?
[/QUOTE]

Which is further, to Duluth or by bus?

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[QUOTE=RaftPeople]
Based on those questions, I’m going to extrapolate future questions from diggleblop:
Why don’t spiders have 9 legs?
Can bleach be converted into a safe food substance?
Are there 2 points on the earth where your address is the exact same, except for the country?
If heated to the proper tempurature, could we use Totinos Pizza Rolls as a weapon in guerilla warfare?
Should we limit the number of integers?
[/QUOTE]

Wouldn’t it be more like:

Why don’t spiders
Can bleach be converted
Are there 2 points on the earth
If heated to the proper temperature

and

Should we

?

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The only positive thing I can say about him is that he’s not QUITE as annoying as andrewdt85 was.
Although he’s getting there.

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As of this post, Sir Diggleblop:

Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 666

Just sayin’…

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[QUOTE=kaylasdad99]
eep.

I can’t describe how mortified I would feel, even in the privacy of my home, to open my email and find a message like that in my inbox.
[/QUOTE]

I got an email once from TubaDiva with the subject line “About that reply you posted in the [something] thread…”

I had posted that I played tuba in college and she just wanted to say hey. My response: Way to give a guy a heart attack, dude. :smiley:

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[QUOTE=RaftPeople]
Based on those questions, I’m going to extrapolate future questions from diggleblop:
Why don’t spiders have 9 legs?
Can bleach be converted into a safe food substance?
Are there 2 points on the earth where your address is the exact same, except for the country?
If heated to the proper tempurature, could we use Totinos Pizza Rolls as a weapon in guerilla warfare?
Should we limit the number of integers?
[/QUOTE]

I don’t think you’re doing this right - I’m actually interested in most of those questions.
(I love the Dope - you come into a Pit thread, and a poetry contest breaks out!)

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[QUOTE=featherlou]
I don’t think you’re doing this right - I’m actually interested in most of those questions.

[/QUOTE]

Well, here’s a hint: The word “Duluth” appears in every answer.

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diggleblop is the kind of poster who makes me mourn the loss of the “putz” smiley. I just hope samclem can convince an Admin to go along with pulling the plug the next time he plays the fool (which is most of the time he posts).

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Those with nothing to say seem to never shut up. From the first time I read a post by him my immediate thought was [John Madden voice] “Now here’s a guy who really should stick to posting on boards that need Avatars to keep them interesting”[/John Madden voice]

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[QUOTE=The Chao Goes Mu]
Those with nothing to say seem to never shut up. From the first time I read a post by him my immediate thought was [John Madden voice] “Now here’s a guy who really should stick to posting on boards that need Avatars to keep them interesting”[/John Madden voice]
[/QUOTE]

Excellent use of the Madden voice. I could see him standing in the booth waving his arms a little and making that statement.

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[QUOTE=RaftPeople]
Well, here’s a hint: The word “Duluth” appears in every answer.
[/QUOTE]

Duluth, eh? Very interesting.

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[QUOTE=kaylasdad99]
eep.

I can’t describe how mortified I would feel, even in the privacy of my home, to open my email and find a message like that in my inbox.
[/QUOTE]

I did get a message like that from TubaDiva once. It took a full cardiac team to restart my heart.

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Careful- diggle might start criticizing us on his oft-mentioned other message board, turning its entire membership against us.

I mean, if you want to take on his mom, you’re a braver man than I.

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[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]
I mean, if you want to take on his mom, you’re a braver man than I.
[/QUOTE]

Errr, would you like to rephrase that? :smiley: