Stop posting idiot questions in GQ. That’s only the latest of very very many. Just stop it. You obviously have internet access, because you’re able to show up here to piss all over the boards, so how bout you squeeze those two brain cells together really really hard and see if they can fart out enough inspiration to type www.google.com into the address bar and look something up.
Maybe you’re really that profoundly stupid and honestly can’t figure out how to type a few search terms into a search engine, in which case I suggest you seek help for your mental malfunctions. They have special schools for people like you, and they even pick you up in adorable stubby buses. Either you’re a half inch from braindead, or you’re a jackass trollbitch who likes to come in here and see how much we can be annoyed.
You’ve succeeded. I’m annoyed. And I know I’m not alone. Take your membership fee and subscribe to a newspaper, you dumbfuck. The lumpy bits in your shit probably have more to contribute to this board than you do.
I was going to make a comment in GQ and then realized that what I had to say was pit material.
Seems to me diggleblop must be extremely poor or else he likes vacations on desert islands if he needs to ask the question about how the pope is selected; he clearly didn’t have access to a radio or TV for a couple of weeks after JP 2 died.
I didn’t feel up to composing a pit thread but really wanted to. Many thanks to Antigen for taking the initiative and making it easy for me to just come in here and say to Diggleblop…
“diggleblop” should become a SDMB verb.
Definition:
“diggleblop” [verb] - The act of using the GQ forum instead of a search engine for simple, mundane questions; characterized by the heaping of unearned abuse upon respondants and frequent reminders of the money paid to ask such questions.
Used in a sentence:
“That diggleblop has done nothing but diggleblop for months, and if he keeps diggleblopping he’ll be banned for sure.”
The name “diggleblop” makes me think of one of his brilliant insightful questions* squirming its way out of his overstuffed rectum and plooping itself into the toilet.
*My goodness, even in full-on irony mode, that still feels wrong.
I hate to rain on the parade, but I was under the impression that diggleblop is a teenaged female. Not that it excuses her actions (I haven’t had time to comb through the linked posts), but it may be reason enough not to rip her to shreds.
