Diogenes the Cynic?

[Ben_Hicks]

Speaking of colon’s, by the looks of the OP Read_Neck’s might be spastic. I think it might be a good idea to give him a wide berth.

[jjimm]

*Originally posted by Desmostylus *
**That’s his job: dumbass. **

This puts me in mind of something the poet Roger McGough did in England in the 1980s - repunctuate newspaper headlines. The only one I remember was:

TORY GOVERNMENT UNEMPLOYMENT FIGURES

McGough repunctuated it thus:

TORY GOVERNMENT: UNEMPLOYMENT. FIGURES.

/end hijack

[joyfool]

Thank you Desmostylus. I need all the help I can get. And for someone who someday purports to be an English teacher (namely me), I hate not getting that shit right. sigh Back to studying.

[desdinova]

*Originally posted by jjimm *
**This puts me in mind of something the poet Roger McGough did in England in the 1980s - repunctuate newspaper headlines. The only one I remember was:

TORY GOVERNMENT UNEMPLOYMENT FIGURES

McGough repunctuated it thus:

TORY GOVERNMENT: UNEMPLOYMENT. FIGURES.

/end hijack **

Reopen hijack:

WORKS ON CONTINGENCY
NO MONEY DOWN

WORKS ON CONTINGENCY?
NO, MONEY DOWN!