And to think my middle school science teacher told me perpetual motion was impossible.
Short of an actual banning, I think Dio is a good arguement/example for putting a limit on the number of posts/total amount of shit any poster can post on any given day.
If there was such a limit, there would be a shitload less of “I did not say that/thats not what I meant/your wrong because of crap examples/blah blah blah absolute bullshit” Dio posts that we would have to “suffer” through.
That way when virtually everybody thinks Dio is full of shit and calls him on it he would run out of ammo pretty damn quick.
Isnt this like his twenty something pitting? Its like a one every 4 to 6 months? Hell, even most of the people that are on “his side” on any particular argument wish he wasnt when he goes into Dio mode.
Put out the word Dio has emerged
Surged - least preferred - from the words and threads you possessed
But try your best, at his behest
step up and get blessed
The word of the Lord? No, DtC
anecdotal experience to heavenly decree
When you rumble
no crumble, D’s goalposts swing like George of the Jungle
He’s exposed, you know how it goes
the nitty-gritty
It won’t be pretty
‘cause Dio ain’t relinquishin’ the keys to the city
No hopes; try your post
it’s toast.
Get Dio-gnosed
Cites and facts? You hacks Diogenes has seen it with his own two eyes, black
*Blah-de-bee-bee, blah blah blah-be-dee-, blooh-blah.
I didn’t hear a word you said … hippity-hoo blah.
Is that a tank top or a new bra?
Look Snoop Dogg has got a fucking boob job!
Didn’t you listen to the last round meathead?
Pay attention your saying the same shit that he said.
Matter a fact dawg, here’s a pencil.
Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful
and don’t come back until somethin dope hits you.
Fuck it, you could take the mic home with you.
Lookin like a cyclone hit you.
Tanktops screamin “Jimmy I don’t fit you!” *
Interior crocodile alligator
Diogenes, movie theatre
Interior crocodile alligator
Diogenes, movie theatre
Interior crocodile alligator
Diogenes, movie theatre
Interior crocodile alligator
Diogenes, movie theatre
Interior crocodile alligator
Diogenes, movie theatre
Interior crocodile alligator
Diogenes, movie theatre
(For those who dont know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_Hn0yM00Fo)
Listen up, son, I’m’a tell you what’s up
I’m Diognese the Cynic and I’m about to erupt
all over your ass with some smackdown rhymes
My flow is so fly it should be a fucking crime
I’m a motherfucking Expert, it says so in my title
When I post my shit you know you’re seeing something vital
I can break down music like Eddie Van Halen
then turn the fuck around and destroy Sarah Palin
I don’t give a fuck if you’re red or you’re blue,
when I talk politics, I know better than you
Wanna talk about Jesus? That’s ok too,
I’m a Godless atheist who can out-Bible you
There ain’t no God and there ain’t no ghosts,
You ask me how I know, it’s cuz I fucking SAID so
I don’t need no fucking cite, my post is my defense
Wikipedia, shit, I AM the evidence
Dio, I say this with complete honesty. That’s whack hip hop, but I really did like it as a little rhyme. Especially the part about being an atheist that can out bible us, and the part about being the evidence. Good job.
As for the rest of the white folks rappin’ in this thread, ya’ll are killing me.
ETA: Jimmy, I will be singing “When the Dio’s in the house, oh my god” all day.
The problem with linking to a specific post is that there are too many.
And when has “don’t respond to him/her!” ever worked? If that were the case, we’d never pit anyone. And then we’d never have any fun! Alessan, it’s been established, I believe, that a troll does not have to fake a belief to be considered a troll.
I used to think Dio was a troll, then, for a long time, I changed my mind… then, for a few months, I changed it back to thinking he was a troll.
Well, stand back folks because just a few weeks ago I changed my mind yet again. : p
I don’t think he’s a troll.
What I do think is he’s sometimes a raging asshole, always an opinionated loudmouth, and often can’t admit when he’s wrong.
In short, he’s no different from many people in this world, including my own father.
For the record, I thought he was a troll (for the second time) up until I learned his brother, cricetus, posts here regularly too. And while it’s not impossible someone’s brother can’t be a troll, IMO, it makes it less likely. YMMV.
Plus, Dio, for all his frothing at the mouth, actually seems to try to be kind in PMs, of which I’ve talked to him a few times in.