I am shocked and mortified that I would be implicated in a show-spoiling incident. What proof do you have that it was me, besides your unfounded accusations? Where’s the evidence? I mean, I can understand your motivation for slandering me, after I stole your girlfriend (Oops, I mean girlfriends) and ruined your credit rating and all. But I thought we were over that, weren’t we?
Oh, I know, this is part of your scheme to get back at me for that thing with your Calculus professor. I already told you I don’t know how my camcorder got there, or why there was a brand new tape in it or why it was recording or how the tape ended up in the dean’s office. These random things just sorta happen, ya know?
And I thought we had come to the conclusion that it wasn’t me who masterminded that whole “murder Tim’s family” thing.
So, what’s with the grudge, chum? Why the false accusations? Why am I becoming the innocent victim of your character assassination?
If this continues, I may be forced to no longer consider you my friend.