That’s the subject line of a piece of spam I found in my email junk mail box.
Is this a nitch market I’m unaware of? Notice that the mail dosen’t promise just whores, not even just dirty whores. Personally, if I were looking for that type of thing, dirty whores would be just the ticket, assuming that “dirty” means willing to do extreme sex acts. I am starting to wonder if in this case “dirty” might not mean “Haven’t bathed since the Garfield presidency” because, after all, these dirty whores are flea bitten too.
Let me see if I have this straight: I’m expected to fantasize about women who are infested with fleas. Is this for people who have an itching fetish? How about ticks? Naked women crawling with ticks would be a real turn on. Lice? Rats? Lice-ridden rats? There really are a lot of posibilities here, ones I’ve never thought of before! This is great! I think I’m gonna hold out, however. I’ll take my credit card out and put it next to the computer now, however.
That way when I get an offer for “DIRTY FLEA BITTEN DISEASED WHORES” I’ll be ready.