Well if I had them, I wouldn’t share them here…
Whenever I am felling ***** I *** my **** with ******
or ‘feeling’ even.
So does anyone else **** your **** in the **** for you?
No, I’m too *** to get any ***** to **** my mini-**
OH, you poor thing, I didn’t know your *** was a mini***
will an operation help your **** perform better ***?
***, ******** **** *** ***. *************! *****, **** *** *******. And then I wake up all itchy!
Dang, x! Maybe you should buy a tube of **** to put on your ***** and then if you rub it in a *** motion it will eventually all soak up and you won’t have to worry about ***** any more, especially when you’re going comando 
<Oh ****! I let slip that my **** was a mini-**>
It is only mini in the sense that it is smaller than me.
honest.
Well, the other day I had *** with a cucumber.
What the hell you talkin’ about??
looking at Lob skeptically
I dunno…seems kind of well…hmmm.
X, if you don’t know then, sorry, can’t hep ya.
I think the point here is that if you need to **** a **** with 17 *****, then you should probably **** it first in order to *** the ***** when its nice and *** and doesnt ***** like ****
Lobsang is probably talking about his mini-van.
In which case it’s entirely appropriate that it’s his dirty little secret.
I wouldn’t admit it either.
Ohhh, gotcha Audrey
Do you think he **** in his mini-van?? Or maybe he just fantasizes that he *** in his van?
Well, he can’t ***** very far, being stuck in the **** of man and all.
Right now, he’s **** ****ing, tho, as is his wont. 
There’s only one real problem with going commando. *** **rts! :eek:
What, is this like dirty Mad-Libs or something? I’m not sure that I get it.
I dunno about the others but I’m just making stuff up