TMI, of course, stands for “too much information.” This is your chance to share all the little details of your life that would be completely unwelcome in other, more civilized threads. To get the game started with a bit of disturbing self revelation:
Right now I’m discovering some alien cheesy substance that is accumulating on the bottom half of my armpit hairs, as if my hair follicles are discharging wierd oils or something. I imagine head hair might look like this if it was unwashed for a period of a couple months and all the oil condensed somehow. Maybe I should start shampooing my armpit hairs.
I haven’t shaved my legs since early August. I’m a brunette, likely of Mediterranean heritage. I think I vaguely remember UncleBeer’s look of disgust at the Dopefest when I took my boots off and showed him and Valerieblaise my “leg carpet.”
Hey, the winters will be cold here, I never wear pantyhose, I’m not getting any…why shave?
One time I had this really bad hemorhoid. Just once. Well, it lasted for a week or two, but it was just a single occurence. Christ, it was like something was actually growing out of my ass! WTF??? Man, ya gotta love that witch hazel eh? Oh yeah, and those Tucks Medicated Pads, those things work pretty good. Screw that Preparation H shit. That shit is greasy and you have to rub it all over your anus and then you walk around with a greasy bung-hole all day… You can barely wash that stuff off your finger! I felt pretty bad, since I was only 26 at the time and I had always associated hemorhoids with old ladies. Hey, I didn’t even have to look “hemorhoid” up in the dictionary. It really is a hard word to spell, isn’t it? I hope I’m not spelling it wrong here.
Anyway, just thought I’d share.
I need to drink less coffee in the mornings, I think.
I just recently discovered that I have a nipple hair. :eek: Just one little black hair on the areola of my right boob. I plucked it with my tweezers last night… does that mean that 3 more will grow back in it’s place? I hope not. I don’t want hairy nipples.
I have learned that my legs hairs can get long enough to curl. I think I’ll shave 'em this week, if I have the time. I don’t want to have to start combing my legs.
I also have one single hair that grows just above my belly button. I get rid of that one regularly.
I had my cervix frozen! Seriously. After 2 having 2 pap smears (UGH just using that phrase in a post is TMI!) come back abnormal, I was diagnosed with “cervical dysplasia”, which means “we don’t think you have cancer but we’re not sure, so we’ll poke and prod and shear off surface cells till they come back normal or cancerous”. I had a biopsy done, which came back normal. Puzzled the doctor, because the area she biopsied was supposedly abnormal. So, to kill off all the surface cells and to see if they grow back “normal”, she froze my cervix with nitrous oxide. The procedure totally freezes the cervix, and a ball of ice forms, which then gradually melts. “Watery discharge” for about 2 weeks is NOT pleasant, especially in the summertime…
Side note, in case anyone’s concerned: I go back in a few weeks to see if my cells are “normal” yet. Fingers crossed! The story’s funny now, but it’s been a pretty scary ordeal.
Last week I started developing this pimple on my back. You know the kind. It’s just almost barely out of reach but if you contort your body the right way you can feel it. Anyway, this sucker got huge. Huge for a pimple anyway. I swear it had to be coming out at least half an inch from my back.
So I’m watching the Practice, Sunday night, and I’m trying to pop it. No luck so far. I’ve got two fingers down the back of my shirt and they can barely grasp at either side of it. I squeeze and I squeeze. Still nothing. My finger is starting to cramp a bit, but there are certain things I’m obsessive about and just the fact that it’s there is driving me crazy. So I keep going. Finally, I get a head on this sucker. It’s just a little pus coming out, and it’s kinda hard as far as puss goes. I squeeze a bit more and the white stuff very very slowly leaves the pimple.
So I squeeze some more. All of the sudden I feel this bluuuurt and I lift my fingers up and, up to the first knuckle of each finger is covered in this yellowish milky-solid puss. AH! I run to the bathroom, trying to take my shirt off without having my two fingers touch my shirt or my shirt touch the now erupted geyser. I get to the bathroom, wash my fingers off, and look at the pimple. It still huge, but it’s not even bleeding or anything.
So I squeeze some more. Another little ball of puss pops out. Then another. This thing is Old Faithful here. Finally, after I’m sure it’s done, I grab a washcloth, wash it all off, and go back to watching the show. By a stroke of luck, I only managed to miss the commercial break.
The next day, I kept having to squeeze out the water that seems to gather in pimples. That’s not much fun. After that, it started shrinking.
I’m pretty sure that if I had left it another day, it would have developed a mouth and tried to bite me if I brought my finger close to it.
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[sub]you fool! you’re still looking fo a mmmfriend!!![/sub]
Uh,uh…oh yeah, I have to keep buying new boxer shorts as my penis keeps ripping holes in the seams yeah that’s it!
No, UncleBeer. They’re all just comfortable enough with the two of you to share their experiences.
I was eating a bowl of Kix this morning, and I was kind of feeling sick at the same time. Just a little dizzy, no big deal. So I kept eating. Then my stomach started making this really weird noise, and I knew I was about to throw up. The feeling of milk and little chunks of soggy Kix flying out of your nose is not a pleasant one. That’s not so bad except I actually went back and finished the bowl of cereal. (Hey, I was hungry.) Ick. I’m never eating Kix again.
I don’t hate you UncleBeer, but I’m going to share this anyway. I need to do laundry, so I’m going commando today. I wear loose fitting pants, so there’s plenty of room. Really comfortable, except for the fact that it’s really hot in my office right now and my nut sac keeps sticking to my thigh. I keep having to reach down and peel the sucker off. Then it’s whole new freedom until it sticks again. I’m wearing underwear tomorrow.
Okay, so we have a person with unwashed armpits and “stuff” clinging to their armpit hair. We have a couple of ladies making gillette file chapter 11, a person with ungreased hemorrhoids, a lady with a hairy nipple, a lady with a thawing cervix, and a lady enduring a visit from Flo. Let us not forget the guy with the volcano erupting on his back. Nice responses, gross, but nice.
My boss has had a booger stuck to a long nose hair all day. He keeps stopping by, the booger is like a yo yo. It thrusts out when he exhales and sucks up inside when he inhales. It is disgusting, someone should tell him about it.
I used to take some medicine (as needed) that would upset my stomach. It would also turn my urine a nice bright turquoise blue. One morning I took some before I had had anything to eat & I’m usually a touch queasy in the morning anyway.
I threw the medicine up. My vomit was a bright (and rather pretty) blue - a true technicolor yawn.
I never took the medicine again - it wasn’t helping enough to go through that.
