TMI Thread, anyone?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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It’s been a while since we’ve had a TMI thread, so I hereby declare this the new one, because I want to share something that I don’t think would be appropriate for otherwise unmarked conversation. I might as well invite everyone else to my party, don’t you think?

Last night I had a really awesome dream. I was on vacation with my family, and we had gone to some sort of place that I don’t remember particularly well. While I was there, I saw a really lovely girl, with wavy brown hair down to her chin and a serene smile. I think we were on some sort of amusement park ride (hey, it’s a dream), and on an impulse, I reached out and took her hand. She smiled at me and held on.

Apparently there was to be some sort of awards ceremony, but I needed to wait downstairs with some other folks in my age group (I’m in college). The girl (Girl 1) was among them, and we met her friend, a similarly beautiful girl (Girl 2) with tan skin and long dark hair. Not wanting to make Girl 2 jealous, Girl 1 and I sat down to talk with her, and after a while she offered us all some little red pills. In real life I have never touched drugs, but again, it was a dream. We took the pills. Suddenly everything went all Technicolor and, bizarrely, sparkly. And I leaned in close and kissed Girl 1. Pretty soon all three of us were kissing and touching each other’s faces.

The effect of the pills wore off after a while and we went back upstairs, where I won an award incidentally, but while I was waiting I sat next to Girl 1 and took her hand again. She pulled my hand into her lap. Apparently while sober she was actually not attracted to women, but we were sitting next to her homophobic sister and she wanted to mess with her head. Besides, what’s the harm in trying something once? She moved my hand between her legs, and her pants were so tight that I could feel just about everything. I rubbed her with my hand for a few minutes, until she shrugged and shook her head. Not her thing, I guess, but hey, at least I got the chance!

And then I woke up. No idea where that dream came from, but it sure did make me happy.

Share your TMI.

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How exactly is this TMI? Sounds sexalicious to me.

I’ll push the envelope a teeny bit. I was on an early train yesterday and, as is my wont, I was scoping out the babes. One not-quite-babe across the aisle, a nice tidy pleasant professional woman about my age, caught my eye simply because she had noticeably large feet for a lady her size and build - and nicely cared-for they were, too.

I’ll admit that I have a weakness for the female pedal extremity, but this woman’s feet - long substantial toes, nails clear and un-polished, clad in some sort of black stretchy sandal things - combined with her rather demure looks and pleasantly unremarkable face, drove me right up the old wall arousal-wise.

I don’t know whether she noticed me checking her out or not, but after a few minutes she did push her stretchy strap things forward on her lovely big feet, flexing them and generally getting comfy. That was icing on the cupcake. :stuck_out_tongue:

So…is this TMI enough for ya?

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Giggity.

More TMI:

I have hair on my boobs, specifically around the edges of the areola.

Sometimes when I masturbate, I can bring myself to orgasm by thinking about having sex with other women. In everyday life, I have no desire to sleep with girls, but apparently my aroused brain thinks differently.

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Some people don’t want me to get all sexalicious in regular conversation. :stuck_out_tongue:

Okay, so if we want to be really TMI, I have tiny hairs on my boobs too. That better?

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TMI: My wife and I just bought the Norelco Bodygroom trimmer thing and we shaved/trimmed our genitals. My wife loves nuzzling a hairless nutsack and taint, let me tell you what.

If sexy dreams are TMI, well, I could start a thread 4 or 5 times a week.

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2 days ago, I was doing some rather close-up delicate work (painting a miniature)while I was shirtless. The end result was that my chest hair got all caught up in my watch band so badly that I had to look for the scissors with my left arm against my chest. And while looking I knocked a glass over. this would have not been bad except that I reached out quickly to grab it. With my left hand. I now have a somewhat less hairy chest.

And it was in fact the hair around my nipple. So it hurt.

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Is this going to be a sex TMI thread … or more of a bursting pustule type of TMI thread.

I need to know in order to proceed reading.

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Well being a young person with a great deal of pent up frustration I would say I prefer the first type, but a TMI thread is a TMI thread and people can post about their bursting pustules to their hearts’ content.

In the spirit of all things both slightly sexy and utterly horrifying, I am no longer able to eat Kraft Easy Mac after having noticed that my crotchal area smells like it at certain times of the month.

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If bursting pustules make you horny, then it’s a distinction you really don’t need to make.

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That’s not a problem - Now if everybody starts referring to your crotchal area as “Easy Mac”, well that’s a problem.

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Easy is good; cheesy is not so good.

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Pustule: my fiancee had an ingrown hair on the back of his thigh that caused him pain when he sat, so he begged me to pop it. I must love him.

Sexalicious: He dropped a box on my vibrator … and bought me a new one!

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hmm… the other night this girl I’ve been hangin’ with busts out her teddy bear. She proceeded to cave in the ends of the hands a feet, you know, so it makes a hole. She had me finger it for a bit (she did too).

It’s was strangely, arousing. Not because of the bear though, I swear lol… but because she initiated such a thing. But yeah… good times :slight_smile:

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I was making out with a girl. I was laying on my back, she was on top. (Both naked) We were kissing. She starts to work her way south kissing me all the way down. When she got to my chest area I could feel “stubble” on her chin!!

And I’m not talking about just a couple of stray hairs. I talking, trying to grow a goatee kind of stubble.

Yikes!!

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(bolding mine)

You misspelled “dude”.

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I’m about 8 months pregnant, and my nipples/areola (areolas? areoli?) have gotten weird. They used to be small, round, and pink. They are now large (as in covering almost half my whole boob), kind of lumpy shaped, and dark brown. I really, really hope they go back to normal (or at least more normal than they look now) after I have the baby.

Most of the changes/symptoms of pregnancy I was told about ahead of time and was expecting them. This one was a surprise.

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I’m a 33 year old single male and I have never been so horny!

Ok, not really TMI I guess.

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Tell him that next time, he should drop a vibrator on your box.

SHAKES, a very hot friend of mine recently admitted that, because of her Italian heritage, she has to shave/pluck her face frequently. I still want to sleep with her.

Arglefraster, I know a guy who’s into big areolas. However, he’s also kind of an ass. Sorry.

My TMI: I also have hairs around my areolas. Thick ugly ones. They get plucked regularly. It doesn’t hurt as much as you’d expect.

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Maybe this could be a hairy areolas thread.

A former aquantence of mine had hair on her breasts as well. Once I got past the initial surprise of finding them there, I kind of liked 'em.

I wish I could have spent more time with them, but I seriously met her about a week or two before I got out of the Army and left North Carolina.

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Yeah, the transformation from sex object to dairy cow is kind of a downer! :smiley: