Deck your balls with boughs of hol-ly
Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch!!! :eek:
And, of course, the old classic…
Nothin’ could be finah
Than to be in her vagina in the mor-r-rnin’!
Nothin’ could be sweeter
Than my peter when I eat ‘er in the mor-r-rnin’!
I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for Christmas
Cause I ain’t been nuttin’ but bad.
I slept with my uncle Bob somebody snitched on me
I gave my priest his 1st blow job somebody snitched on me
I got you drunk and you pissed your pants
I made Johnny eat red ants
I whacked off my cousin Lance somebody snitched on me
repeat 1st verse
I golden showered my nephew Joe somebody snitched on me
I gave the baby her 1st dildo somebody snitched on me
I 69’d my neighbor Lou
I even did his brother too
Then I smoked me a big bamboo somebody snitched on me.
Enjoy the holidays everyone.
Is anyone still reading? It’s hard to believe. Here’s a few improved college fight songs:
Berkeley:
The dirty Golden Bear
Is losing all his hair
His teeth are out
He’s got the gout
He don’t know what it’s all about.
His eyes are made of glass
That bear ain’t got no class
So take your golden teddy bear
And shove him up your golden ass!
U$C:
Fight on, for old 'SC!
They have to pay the referee.
Fight on, for old 'SC!
The quarterback forgot to pee.
Stanford (not sure if this their fight song)
Oh, it’s beer, beer, beer
That makes you want to cheer
On the farm, on the farm
It’s beer, beer, beer
That makes you want to cheer
On the Leland Stanford Junior Farm
My eyes are dim
I cannot see
I have not brought my specs with me!
I have Hey! not Ho! brought my specs with me!
And who could forget Jewel’s classic, “Who Will Shave Your Hole?”