After you walked in here and said “hello” you could have quit yer yappin.
If our situation was like a game in an arcade, man, we’d need to add a quarter.
Hi, I’m Inigo Montoia, you offed my dad, you might want to buy life insurance, and contact your lawyer to make sure your will is up to date.
where’s that from?
Tiny little voice: “Assist me! Assist me!”
Life can be unpredictable, in a manner not unlike biting into a confectionery without foreknowledge of its contents.
“It’s not dead any more! It’s not dead any more!”
Alonzo Harris: “It is not what is intellectually self validating, more that you have an overwhelming preponderance of corroborating evidence.”
Obi-Wan Kenobi: “Who is the more foolish: me, or you?”
You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. And unfortunately, some of them aren’t very bright.
You actually believed me when I said I was a qualified midwife, Miss Scarlet?
Listen to the wolves howling. I like the sound of it.
I’ve… seen some stuff, man… shit on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Some kind of flashing lights in the dark near that whatchamallit Gate. Nobody will remember any of that stuff, man [chokes up] I don’t feel so good…
There isn’t anyplace resembling my primary domicile.
There isn’t anyplace resembling my primary domicile.
You doo doo heads! You exploded it. Oh, curse you! Curse you all to heck!
The disgustingness… the disgustingness…
A guy has to know what stuff he isn’t really that good at.
Leave the gun; it’s evidence and would connect us to the crime if we got caught with it. Take the cannoli, though. I just love cannoli, don’t you? Do you prefer them made with ricotta or mascarpone? You know, I like both so much that I just couldn’t decide. I like to have mine with coffee, but they’re good with a brandy, too, don’t you think? Ooooh, now I’m hungry! Is anybody else hungry? Let’s stop somewhere on the way home and eat!
“I have been, and always shall be, your subordinate and casual acquaintance.”
“Okayokayokay. . .they never get the food order correct at the drive through!”
True movie buff challenge: “Please bring me a distilled alcohol beverage.”
Maximus: [after swiftly dispatching another gladiator] Is everybody having fun ? Are you having fun? That’s why we’re here, ya know!
Uh uh. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time and would shoot your eye clean off you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?