Disappointing movie quotes

This metropolitan area needs some warm liquid squirted into its sphincter to help loosen up its bowels.

Buzz Lightyear “To infinity, which can never be reached or gone beyond!”

If the situation calls for shooting, you should go ahead and shoot rather than continuing to talk.

Perhaps Casy has the right of it. Individuals do not possess complete souls. Rather there is a collective soul, if you will, and each person’s soul is only a fragment of what we might term a “macro-soul,” then…

Mr. Pink: Hey, why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Because you’re a faggot.
Mr. Pink: Why can’t we pick our own colors?
Joe: Meh fine, what color do you want to be?

When you say that, make a happy face.

You know, that elderly gentleman is quite tidy and well-groomed.

Moses “Come on, let my people go. Won’t ya? Be a mentsh.”

First, apply the car polish this way, then remove it like this.

Mama always said that unexpected things would happen.

Death is not an ideal way of earning your livelihood, young man.

“Be quiet and hand out the cards!”

Just a moment . Performing oral sex on a lady, and giving a lady a foot massage aren’t very similar at all.

Make a gesture that would seem to be a hand signal to indicate a right-turning vehicle, but make it really fast and with your fingers closed in a fist, and aim it at that guy’s face, Clyde!

You keep using that word. Perhaps you should check Wiktionary for the precise definition?

I like talking to another garrulous man.

The enemy spacecraft are all approaching too rapidly–as if yelling could make them all slow down!

Woman at table next to Meg Ryan “I’ll have what she’s having in a doggie bag to go, please.”

I came here to chew gum and kick ass, but I’m all out of gum. I’ll be right back.

Hello to the monarch, baby!

Ever been stung by a bee after it died?