I find your lack of faith very hurtful.
“Gentlemen, no fighting in here- this is the Command Room of the Defense Department.”
I’m the supervisor, I’m the supervisor, I’m the supervisor, I’m the supervisor, supervisor, supervisor…!
Make love to yourself, anus!
A. B. C.
A Always.
B Be.
C Closing.
D E F G.
H I J K LMNOP.
Q R S.
T U V.
W.
X.
Y and Z.
Now we know our ABC’s. Won’t you close a sale with me?
Put that coffee down. Coffee is for people who finalize sales.
The first baseman is a guy named Who, the second baseman’s name is What, and a gent by the name of Idontknow plays at the Hot Corner.
The second rule is merely the first rule repeated for added emphasis.
“Your boss is quite the card player Mr. Kelly. How does he do it?”
“He’s spent a lifetime studying the minutest details of human microexpressions, which gives him amazing insight of a participant’s mental state as regards to his current hand. He has a degree in advanced mathematics and is able to instantly calculate the various odds permutations inherent in any possible distribution of cards. He spent decades learning the strategies of the game from the most accomplished players and learned enough to hold his own against the sharkiest sharks at any table. Plus, he cheats.”
National Socialist German Workers’ Party. I am not fond of members of this organization.
Illinois National Socialists. I am not fond of members of this organization.
Nobody puts Baby where the walls come together at an angle.
“Live many years and do well.”
“Has anybody here seen somebody named Michael Hunt?”
Joker “Why not lighten up?”
Cerastes vipera. Why did it have to be Cerastes vipera?
Leia “I love you.”
Han “Aww, golly. I think… I think you’re pretty special too.”
“Is this some kind of bust?”
“Yes. You’re under arrest, lady.”
Gosh, there sure are a lot of stars in that thing.
“Hey, Luke? Obi-Wan here. Listen - you remember that ‘Force’ thing we talked about? I’m thinking now might be a good time to, y’know, give it a try and see how it all goes. Whaddaya say?”