Disappointing movie quotes

Should anyone make inquiries regarding one’s celestial nature, one should respond in the affirmative.

Why would a deity require a vehicle for interstellar travel?

They call me Monsieur Tibbs!

We’re not inside the enemy space ship any more.

Hal? I’m all finished out here. Open the garage door, willya?

Lift the fighter. Or don’t. Whatever. Just stop whining about it.

Abraham Erskine: Do you want to kill Nazis?
Steve Rogers: Is this a test?
Abraham Erskine: Yes.
Steve Rogers: Sure, why not?

You are prohibited from crossing this bridge!

The devil contributed the Y chromosome that determined your baby’s sex.

It’s true. This man doesn’t have a penis.

“Badges? We don’t have no badges! We’re not law enforcement officers!”

No.

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Well, I sure wish that hadn’t happened.

Canines and felines, cohabiting!

Aim carefully while discharging your weapons at us so as not to create untidiness, you soldiers of illegitimate birth.

Under different circumstances I might have been a successful boxer, but instead I am a failure, and this makes me sad.

I am quite upset and will not tolerate this situation any longer!

Mrs. Robinson, are you attempting to entice me into sexual relations?

I am extremely irate, and not inclined to endure this any longer.

Yes, and a good day to you too, Adrian.

Let’s get court orders and search warrants and create a psychological profile to see if some evidence might be found with unsubs who have committed similar crimes.

Louis, I think this is the start of a beautiful bromance.

Am I the one you were addressing? Am I the one you were addressing?

Romance makes apologies wholly unnecessary.

Mother, I have reached the North Pole!!!

I’ll put forth an offer he can’t turn down.

I can see ghosts.