I don’t believe this new food product from the Soylent Corporation satisfies current food safety & truth-in-advertising laws.
Would you please kindly remove your hands from me, as a representation of a fine simian American?
Fuck this place, you witchy bitches, these creepy little munchkins and this yellow brick road shit…can’t these magic fucking ruby slippers zap me back the fuck home!?
I was going to say “I’m mad as heck but I think I can take a little bit more.”
The numbers go up to 10. Look, right across the board, ten, ten, ten and…
It’s just a minor injury.
Do you expect me to orate?
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to expire!
Oh, flight attendant! I have studied the vocabulary and speech patterns of African Americans for many years, and currently hold a Ph.D. in their unique and wonderful language.
Anglo-Saxon syntax, you incestuous fellow, are you familiar with it?
Why a waterfowl?
I am ashamed to admit that, due to incest committed by my Dad, that girl is related to me in two different but very morally troubling ways.
I will soon deal out punishment of a crude and uncivilized variety on your posterior.
Pardon me while I remove from my clothing the official document appointing me Sheriff.
I suppose the person slain in that forestry mechanism was your late criminal associate?
Mos Eisley is a very dangerous and unpleasant place, let me tell you.
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“Passing away is not a proper job, lad.”
“Here’s observing you, young goat.”
“A small amphibious creature?”
“I eventually recovered.”
I am prepared to be filmed at close range, Cece.
Regards,
Shodan
At my age, I really shouldn’t be engaging in this type of activity.
I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
Which one is it?
Oh look, it’s this one right here.
“I am Frau Blucher.” ::silence::
Show me the checkbook!
[sub]“Stella? Excuse me, but, uh, may I speak with you for a minute, if it’s not too much trouble?”[/sub]
“I felt as though she had turned me into a small, slender-bodied, semi-aquatic salamander … but I soon returned to my senses.”