Man does Billy Joel put my teeth on edge. All of it utterly unlistenable for me.
I was at a corporate dinner event once that had a surprise guest, which turned out to be a famous Billy Joel imitator, who led the room in about 90 minutes of singalong. Just kill me. Fortunately I’d been having a running disagreement with another person at work, and he brought it up at dinner, and we took the argument it to another room to hash it out. The music was still audible, but at least I didn’t have to sit there with my fellow boomers and sub-boomers while they sang Billy Joel at the tops of their lungs.