Then don’t go to Fiji
I actually like that song - it’s about a couple where both of them are trying to cheat because “I was tired of my lady” When he answers her personal ad & they get together she says, “Ohh, it’s you” all lovey-dovey like. No embarrassment. No screaming & yelling, “You cheating bastard!”. No, “We gotta talk”
One of these times the song is going to be different, just like in one of the replays you’d think the quarterback would wise up & not throw that pick-six again. 