No way in hell i take that money. I probably report it. I might just slink away and hope i wasn’t seen.
Parking - my normal lot has angled spaces, so I park where I can pull out and go straight to the end and turn right to the lane exiting the park, without having to go around in circles and/or make a left turn considering the sheer number of people going in and/out and crazy drivers. Otherwise, it’s the first available spot in said lane. It also tends to be further out from the entrances, so less packed.
So I qualified for a couple of answers.
For the cash, well, like @puzzlegal, I wanted to say “stay the hell away!” but that’s not really an option in the poll. In this day and age, it’s so darn easy to set up covert, long lasting cameras, that I’d be extremely worried that there was something (or someone) watching that money. Since the poll postulated you taking it, I’d immediately contact the cops, trusting that it’s better I don’t have it on me, and perhaps secure a minor reward. Plus, we have no way of knowing if it’s marked, sequential, counterfeit… just too many ways to go wrong.
I figured “other” was that option.
I have taken to using a word I heard on the radio that some strange person wanted to invent for this: “sprew”, which describes either a space that you can enter in this manner or a regular space where the opposite space is vacant, allowing you to spring through.
I bought a new car, for the experience of having a car with no (14) miles on it and no previous owner issues. The trim I bought has too many cameras (though fortunately not a driver watcher), and when I put it in reverse, it manufactures a seagull’s view of my car on the screen (along with the rear view). It has put me in the habit of backing into parking spaces, because I can center it even better. I do worry, though, about becoming addicted to all the cool features of my computer-on-wheels (active cruise control, automatic high beam dimming, and one misty day I was startled to see my wipers take a swipe ~ because I had left them on for several dry days in the rain-sensing mode).
I always said if a mobster really wanted to get someone, they wouldn’t whack the guy who borrowed they money , they’d whack their loved one so the non-payor would have to deal with the pain of loss. What an incentive to make them pay up before losing someone else close to them.
Could be the same answer for the assassin poll
When I was a teen, I did a bad thing at work, and the boss told me he could fire me, except then I would not have a job and he would have a much harder time getting me to pay for fixing the damage. The same principle would be at play for CosaNostraBank.
Eh, the poll says you’ve already done everything, and only mentions how you feel about after the fact. Though other is another good answer for “What the hell was I thinking?!?!?!” in addition to being worried about being hunted down / arrested / made to go swim in the Platte in concrete shoes. 
As for the Assassin poll, I voted, but I don’t think anyone can discuss their response without violating board rules! 
Well, some of us can. But i agree that many of the answers can’t be discussed.
Yes, but we’ve established you’re a better person than I am! 
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I’d tell my assassin buddy that I want the “reverse Uno” option: if anyone ever hires him to kill me, that he kills them instead. Similarly for the guitar gig, I’d choose the criminal biker gang on the off-chance they give me a pass if I’m ever midst a situation that they are involved in. Sometimes it’s helpful to be on good terms with people like that…
Which Platte?
Band gig - I was in prison once; after two hrs I got back on the bus & went back to school - Scared Straight worked as I haven’t been back since!*
I always love going places I can’t go as a member of the general public. I can’t otherwise get into prison (well, not without a lot of bad consequences 
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* except for a number of former prisons; but they were all photo ops.
Specifically the Platte River in Colorado, though which section isn’t specified IIRC. It’s an old South Park Joke with an extra giggle for us Colorado Residents - sorry for the throwaway line in my post being too obscure, it’s a fair cop. For reference:
When Loogie learns about this, he decides to murder Kenny by drowning him, but he fails because the river Kenny’s thrown in is too shallow.
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Later, Kenny tries to hop his way out of the river, but then lands in a deep spot and inevitably drowns while Timmy passes by on the bridge.
Totally fine. I asked only because I live near the Platte River next door in Nebraska-or should I say a Platte River?-I was hoping there was another Doper nearby.
I doubted it was my Platte River because no one could drown in it without trying really really hard. The gag around here is that the Platte River is a mile wide and an inch deep.
According to the above, yep, same thing at different elevations. And yes, same joke here about the lack of depth once you’re out of the mountains and heading into the high plains here.
I tutored statistics in a prison last semester. I’d totally play the prison gig.
I’m surprised that so many of us don’t mind being woken up at five in the morning.
Or is it that a lot of us live in places where there’s so much traffic at that hour that they wouldn’t notice? The person posting in that poll specified that they live where it was quite noticeable.
I ordered something not availablr locally from Amazon today. Delivery will be tomorrow between 4-8 AM.
I voted it’s too early, because i think it’s probably too early for the delivery person. But i wouldn’t be awakened by someone dropping a package on my doorstep. I rarely notice it happening during the day when I’m home.
I’m a pretty sound sleeper, and although I live on a pretty quiet street, I can’t imagine being woken up by a car driving by or even pulling into my driveway. Maybe a chainsaw or leaf blower, but not a car. I also don’t have an annoying overexcitable noise-making creature dog.