disgusting question from sick mind

When a huge, Andre the Giant, 5-600# person shits, is it a firewood size shit or a normal size shit? If it is firewood size, how do they keep from stopping up the toilet every time?
Enquiring minds want to know.

It depends; if you’re talking about a fat person, they dump more loads but usually not larger than normal. A naturally huge person like Andre, however would tend to have both a larger rectum and anus, as well as more material to pass. So are they dumping these huge salamis into the bowl? (nearly misspelled that bowel :D) Dunno. We clearly need a Guinness Book of X-Rated Records.

You say I’m blind, I say you’re hallucinating.

I don’t even think a person has to be of unusual size to exhibit this phenomena. My younger daughter had horrible diaper explosions, and has been clogging the plumbing forever. She knew how to use the plunger within months after being potty-trained, through observation of her parents.

She would just curl up and die to think I was sharing this. [chortle]

What I want to know is, what did Le Petomaine’s look like? And sound like? (BTW, did I spell his moniker right?)

Click here if you don’t know who Le Petomane was

Oh, those wacky French.