After you “salute the general” 
how do you dispose of “the evidence”, if you know what I mean?
er what?
Let me guess. Sounds like a sex Q. But this would not be my 1st inaccurate guess…
Violet: Yes, in fact it is. Notice the quotation marks.
P.S. “salute the general” = “strangle the snake” = “climb the beanstalk” = “milk the cow” = “fluff the Garfield” (from Whose Line is it Anyway?)
Top Five Ways to “dispose of the evidence” after “saluting the general” if you “know what I mean”:
5) Feed it to houseplants
4) Use as hair gel
3) DuncanHine’s[sup]TM[/sup] recipe #547
2) Wipe it on the cat
1) Save in jar, eventually to break world record
Rub it into your belly.
Makes your skin really soft.
FM
the only evidence involved in my “saluting” gets wiped off and put back in the drawer…
somehow, I doubt that’s what you were going for.
So if the evidence is in a raincoat, the raincoat goes into the trash can? Oh, & put quotation marks around the raincoat. Hmm. I could be off base here if a hand job is what the OP had in mind. Or in hand.
um…
shove it in a jelly donut?
Uaually it gets wiped up and flushed down the toilet.
Checks Hands…
Nope, right hand not softer than the left…
There is usually a designated ‘Bedroom Towel’, one that has been used after a shower and left on the floor to indicate it is dirty and can be used for cleaning up that kind of stuff. If there’s no Bedroom Towel available, I use a dirty sock.
When I blow my nose I do it discreetly and with a kleenex, why?