I looked. Someone wanted to see Tonya Harding naked, another was wondering about vaginal exercises, and what the heck is Lego Porn? One classy person was looking for stuff on fish tacos…sigh…
this is horribly addictive
pull+down+her+panties quick, now what do I do?
cooking+women a picky cannibal?
preteen+nudist perhaps this guy should take a look at the links the next guy found for
sworn+statement
mature+old+lesbians no childish, whiny old lesbians need apply
slurp I don’t want to know.
issue+with+acrobat+capture when is acrobat season, anyway?
positive+things+about+chidren+in+beauty+pageants stage mom self doubt
financially+unstable+Medical+Schools maybe this one is desperate enough to accept me…
these are in order, the best of what i saw in about 10 minutes… [i ignored all but the creepiest porn searches]
girls unrinating picturescreepy…
body kitsinsert tab A into slot B, and voila! an new arm!
the hangman poem… okay…
women peeing picturesnot as creepy as the little girls one…
down on the farm
mullet hairokay, this haircut doens’t really need supporters… it needs a vaccine
halfsaw this twice… no clue
hot lesbian rape stories just sick…
things a network administrator should knowand the net is the best place you could think to look?
sweaty palms nervous, huh?
asian sexual torture freaky people are out there…
sis bro!
i was f*cking mom’s cunt oedipus much?
dying fish so you know when that goldfish is gonna die?
kidnap stories
dead frogkiss it and you get a dead prince
store for morestore… what?
joecartoonum, that IS the addy, stupid
star wars pornoh darth, baby, take that helmet off! let me see what’s under your cape!
the religion of british columbia
mother-in-law what they are and what planet they come from?
hot monkey sex you KNOW tarzan wanted Cheetah, admit it
turning japanese perhaps they were lokking for the song by The Vapors?
shitting pictures GROSS…
halifax mooseheads what does this mean?
pictures of god this was just kinda cute…
saw this while closing the window…
making bombs from household supplies… hope they don’t live near me…
Okay, I feel hopelessly sheltered (a new feeling for me) but what’s a “twink”?
Fish tacos? I admit that if this is some reference to a bizarre sexual practice, I’m not familiar with it.
However, fish tacos are sold in San Diego, specifically at Qualcomm Stadium, during San Diego Padre (and presumably San Diego Charger) games, by a company called Rubio’s.
I’ve had one. They’re all right, I guess.
[sub]I shudder to think of any alternative meanings to the term, however.[/sub]
ick treetment.
sounds delightful 
Yep. This website could keep me busy for hours.
Some of the best:
Preteen Sex
Dirty Used Panties for Sale (good lord!)
Hypnoskull (great band name)
bigboob escorts (another band name!)
face slapping red cheek mistress
absolut vodka (finally, someone more along my train of thought!)
switzerland beastality
barbara mcclintock (she came up a few times… who the heck is she?)
diaper tales (ewwwwwwwwwww)
Free Mature Nude Housewives (for some reason, I just have this visual of Mrs. Brady romping nekkid through a meadow)
pontius copilot
I thought there was a bit too little moderating going on in CCC. Now I know why…
famous foreskins…Jack Dean Tyler must have stopped by.
“GOO Fart” I do not want to know.
“canadian whitle pages” Obviously a misspelling but go ahead and make up your own jokes for this one.
Eewww! It’s back again. This time all caps
“GOO FART”
“ask jeevs” The same guy looking for the Canadian phone numbers I guess. I keep typing in http://www.askjeevs.com and it ain’t there no more!
“goodyear allegra” A person wondering about the effects of allergy medication on tires? New theory on the Firestone problem?
“diseases caused by bateria” I’m just hoping that’s not a medical student.
“hairy backed men” Oh, please, don’t tell me there is a site for that!
Hi, I’m actor Troy McClure…
Um, I searched “Troy McClure” on Altavista and got a bunch of Simpsons references (I’ve seen the show, but only a couple of times). I still don’t get it.
[sub]Wondering if I’m going to WANT to understand the reference[/sub]
I’m in Internet advertising and have been so since the commercial explosion of the web. In '96 or so, I was introduced to the salesman at Yahoo! who was (at the time) the only salesperson selling porno-related keywords. (Ads online can be triggered by the keyword used in the search, so as to produce some VERY targeted online ad inventory.)
Needless to say, he was the most highly-compensated salesman in the New York office. Once, a porno site that couldn’t pay cash threw in a free password to his live sex site. This guy circulated the password around to a lot of his friends and it was about six months before the porno site caught on. Had to be a few dozen people using the account simultaneously. I digress…
Once, I was shown a list of the top few hundred XXX-related search phrases from another top search engine and I was completely grossed out. Some that I remember: “genital piercing,” “hermaphrodite(s),” “feces eating,” “naked 11 year olds,” “crush videos,” “Rupaul naked.” Almost every weird fetish and illegal act was represented. You would be surprised at how many requests came in for naked celebrities. Tiffani-Amber Theissen was hot at the time - there were tens of thousands of requests for naked pictures of her in the space of only a few days. Pamela Anderson was one of the most-requested people online at the time, and many of the requests were obvious searches for her video with Tommy Lee.
Some of the raunchier stuff made me wonder how computers got into the hands of so many perverts. This was back in '96, so online penetration (bad pun, sorry) wasn’t what it is today.
In one episode, he marries Bart’s Aunt Selma to cover up his bizarre fish fetish. Maybe the line should be
“Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such websites as fish tacos and A Fish Called Selma.”
“white+power+suspension”
Ok, now I am really confused. Is this dimwit looking for a very specific front end for his car, or is he looking to hang the kkk.
gb+nerve+gas+sarin
That one just scares me.
gum+elastic+bougie
Sounds like disco’s back.
Fire+Woman+Pics
women on fire? or women who fight fire?
body+customizations
Oh! Cars! I thought… never mind.
all+illegal+in+one+place
Dude, that would be prision.
motor+show+bologna
That be some fast luch meat.
the+logical+journey+of+the+zoombeenies
Zoombeenies? WTF are Zoombeenies. I bet they could catch that bologna!
seventies+disco+dancing+gallery
SEE! I TOLD you!
canal+satelite
Uh huh. ok. Um. WHAT?!
Bagpipe+Web
Hey, I am of Scottish heritage and even I have to say, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOOO!
Fire+from+asshole
Must be looking for “Dave’s Insanity Sauce”.
automatic+browsing
So your computer can keep staring at the net while you are away!
urinotherapie
Ya know the more I look at this one, the less I understand it. did they mean urine therapy? or “you are in other a pie?” Nothing makes sense anymore! Arrrrghghh.
I+hate+sports+journalists
Um, ok. so don’t talk to them. Sheesh.
Enough for now. My mind is melting. gack.