Michael Douglas, Jack Nicholson, Lisa Rinna, Angelina Jolie.
Ray Liotta. I don’t know why, but he just gives me the creeps. Something about the eyes, I think.
Andie MacDowell wavers between “looks nice” and “looks like the Black Dahlia.”
And…Jennifer Lopez’ skull looks weird. Not in a good way.
With you on Uma Thurman. As for Angelina Jolie, that’s plain jealousy speaking!
Sandra Burnhardt looks like she was made from leftover parts. Very mismatched leftover parts.
I’ve never liked Kirsty Alley, even when she was thin. Her squintish eyes always bugged me.
Michael Douglas, blecchh!
And Tyra Banks should get a weave in her natural color. No matter what color your skin is, rusty looking hair is not good.
And Janice Dickenson, the judge on her show who insists on being called the* first ever* supermodel…is she flat out ugly or what? How could she ever have been pretty enough to even be a mediocre model? The botox and the plastic surgery these last few seasons hasn’t helped. It just makes her look desperate to hang on to her past glories.
I can’t see any charms for either of them that exist above the neckline.
Whereas I think he’s hot precisely because of his eyes.
And you’re a dude?!
I think Angelina Jolie is gorgeous.
Someone once said to me: “You look like, what’s his name, the blonde dude from the OC.” 
Steven Tyler. The man has the mouth of a trout with a frigidaire wedged in it. Bizarre eye-sockets and incredibly wide, bug-eyes. Thriller-era Michael Jackson nose with concave sides. Too-prominent cheekbones. Did I mention the mouth? The mouth, like a gash cut in a pumpkin by a whirring scythe? The mouth, like a human mouth after being cut upon, having a trapezoidal armature three sizes too large inserted, and being sewn up? The mouth, like an autoharp draped in flesh?
The fact that this wobbegong of a man contributed sperm to the production of Liv Tyler proves that there is some underlying karmic balance in the universe.
About Jocelyn Wildenstein: That’s far, far too obvious. By default, you assume that people will be repulsed by her. You have to opt out, not opt in. In fact, we should have a thread asking for people not repulsed by J. “Bride of Frankenstein” Wildenstein.
(come to think of it, Frankenstein has higher standards)
Catherine Zeta-Jones irritates me for some reason. The guy sitting behind me at Oceans 12 was constantly saying how hot she was though.
Even if she irritates you, does she honestly deserve to be put in a thread that includes this terrifying ghoul?
(the answer is no)
The “Zeta” is rather irritating. The only other Zeta I’ve come across was a Chinese girl at school, who also went by the name of Susie. From what I recall, she was not your typical conservative Oriental.
Juliette Lewis. She’s always just seemed sort of retarded to me in the most non-perjorative way- sort of unbalanced and brain-damaged.
Also, the kid from “The O.C.” looks like he has down’s syndrome.
hehehe 
Nope. I’d be jealous of Halle Berry. She’s the most gorgeous woman on this planet, imho. Angelina Jolie is just scary. She has this strange lips [on her face, I mean] which look like she has fallen of off her bike.
Another vote for Michael Moore. I like chubby men, but his smugness irritates the bejassus out of me.
Laura Dern. Gah, I cannot make it through an entire movie with her in it. Her mother creeps me out, too.
Good lord, yes. That mouth. shudders
All the Baldwin brothers, but especially Stephen. It must be a genetic thing. They look like they were put together wrong.
I’ve been totally creeped out by Woody Allen since I first saw him. When the whole bruhaha came to light, I wasn’t even surprised. I wouldn’t have been surprised if he were caught having sex with a dead female hooker and a live male one at the same time in the same bed with a horses’ head.
I’m 99% sure I’ve seen a picture of you in the past few days (the SDMB-as-a-movie thread?), and you don’t look like him. You look way better.
Jude Law. He’s like an audio-animatronics construct with silicone rubber skin.
Leo DiCaprio. It’s that giant skull of his. I know he can’t help having proteus syndrome, but I’m still repulsed.
The entire cast of Seinfeld.
The entire cast of Malcolm in the Middle.
The entire cast of Arrested Development.
Then entire cast of The Sopranos. Especially James Gandolfini.