Tracey Emin. Tracey,meet soap & water.Soap & water,meet Tracey
John Prescott. Pies are not oxygen.They are not vital for life…
Jim Carey. It’s worse if he does the manic face pulling thing, but even if he does not I just want to go: “No, no, turn it off!” That includes Spotless Mind and everything he was in. Ever. Yuck!
(Mentions of Billy Bob Thornton, however, just take me off into the realms of pleasant fantasy. )
Sarah Jessica Parker CREEPS ME OUT in a SERIOUS AND PROFOUND WAY. I know that lots and lots of people find her droolworthy, but she just looks crazily angular and toothy to me.
Lara Flynn Boyle. She reminds me of a praying mantis.
Surely not Jason Bateman?! Yeah, Will Arnett, Tony Hale and Jeffrey Tambor are skeevy-looking, but Jason, Jessica Walter and Portia De Generes are pretty damn hot.
Angular hits the nail on the head. Body to die for, but the face is a letdown, especially when she wears her hair straight.
Gum, I’ll give you Michael Moore, but I could get serious jollies from Angelina’s lips.
I totally agree; Cynthia Nixon and Kim Catrall also are not attractive (Kristin Davis, on the other hand, is lovely).
I must say, the one celebrity who truly repulses me is: Will Ferrell! I see him and I must look away. He is not funny, either. Ugh. Yuck.
Daphne
Grossanne Barr
Pitcher Randy Johnson
Teresa Heinz Kerry
Howard Stern
David Letterman
Lisa Kudrow
I love the show, and I think she’s a great actress that gives good performances, but Portia del Rossi is starting to squick me out - she needs to put on a few pounds. She’s quite lovely, but the 12/19 Arrested Development showed that she’s on her way to becoming a skeleton again. Please, Portia, get some help. You’d be georgeous if you weren’t all bony.
I’m pretty sure she was cloned from a cell biopsied from Robert Plant’s left buttock.
But I’ve got the queen of repulsion here for ya:
Kathy. Lee. Fucking. Gifford.
I’d like to throw her and Kelly Ripa into a jello pit laced with razor blades and watch them wrestle to the death. Kelly wins, as long as she vows never, ever to speak again.
Nicholas Cage.
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
I have posted this before, but then again my distaste knowns no bounds. John freaking Mayer. He just looks like a prick. If he went to my high school, he would steal my girlfriend, get her addicted to crack, get her pregnant, and then kill my puppy before leaving town. I hate his simpering songs, and I hate him. This is funny because in reality his songs are calculatedly inoffensive and he is probably a perfectly nice guy.
Christinna Ricci
Steve Buschemi
The old man that played in Prizzi’s Honor and The Name of the Rose (sounded like he had smoked a pack of unfiltered Camels every hour for 100 years - plus his teeth, like Buschemis, look as if they haven’t been brushed in years)
Rubbish!
You don’t have the proboscis-monkey nose. You don’t have the miniscule ferret lips pursed in that uptight constipated expression (he always looks like he’s clenching and trying not to mess his drawers). And you have an actual jaw line and not a bobble-head.
Maybe they meant the blond guy from One Tree Hill or something. That’s practically the same show, but the cast doesn’t all look like they’re made of wax.
Oh, that reminds me, I always thought Calista Flockhart kinda looked like Gollum, or a gecko, when she got super-scrawny. When she had the fuller, Betty Boop face she was pretty, but boney-faced she was lizard-like.
Michael Jackson, hands down. Despite him being a freakish child molesting form of undead.
Steven Tyler. I don’t see why so many chicks think he’s hot. Dude looks like a lady.
The holographic doctor from ST Voyager. Step away from the playground, mister.
Yes. And a Super one, at that.
Uma looks like she was carved out of wood - badly. And Angelina’s bar-room slut hot. In other words, I’d have to be drunker than I’ve ever been to hit on someone who looks like her.
I’m sorry, but yeah f’n right that you wouln’t drool all over your damn self if Angelina was sitting in a barroom near you.
Ok, mine is Robin Williams. He seems like he probably has terrible BO at all times. Maybe it’s all the hair.
And CarrotTop is literally repulsive. He frightens me.
Total agreement on both **Sarah Jessica Parker ** and Julia Roberts, both of whom had restraining orders against Eddie Arcaro resulting from attempts at public mounting.
Then there’s that odd-looking actress with the huge forehead…not Christina Ricci, who is bizarre-looking in her own right, but another equally alien-type.
Lastly, there’s Fay Dunaway, who went from reasonably attractive to Screaming Skull in only fourteen facelifts.
—The most oft-heard phrase in neverland.