With all the raids on Neverland, I’m sure cops have used the phrase “Michael Jackson, hands up” more than a few times.
Somebody mention John Malkovich? Teeny tiny close-set beady eyes, nose like an on-the-lam plastic surgery job, Cro-Magnon cranium, prissy clammy child-molester-whose-nuts-haven’t dropped voice.
Cameron Diaz in Being John Malkovich. Ratty hair, ratty sweaters, ratty personality. I could practically smell the animal cages.
Evan Handler in Sex and the City. Supposedly a cuddly ethnic “type,” he reminded me more of Lex Luthor’s not-very-bright nephew. The shaven head makes his eyes seem cruel, his expression impassive, his face dead and puffy.
Nick Nolte and Kris Kristofferson. What is about guys with thick seamed faces and hard squinty eyes that gets some women all hot and bothered?
The Olsen Twins. They look like they’re sticky to the touch (and not in a good way). Their eyes are like the eyes of zombies, or aborted calves.
Overprocessed pr0n stars with helium gazots, bony hips, landing-strip crotches and surgically implanted high heels.
Liza Minnelli. And I saw her onstage. It’s all real. :eek:
Julia Stiles? Yeah, you could project a movie on her forehead. (I shouldn’t talk, being kind of chrome-domed and all.)
I’d pretty much have to admit I’m repulsed by the entire cast of “7th Heaven”, with the exception of ex-cast member Jessica Beil. I guess I could blame it on the fact that the show’s writing sucks, but these “actors” add a whole new level of stink on top of this steaming pile of “entertainment”.
You and me both. I’m positively baffled baffled I tell you that she’s regarded by some as a great beauty.
Bill Maher really skeeves me out. To me, he looks like he fell into a vat of flour, so pale and pasty. And it always seems as though he’s spouting off about his pulsating love life, which just makes me want to puke.
No, not Julia Stiles. This one is darker, with dark hair, kinda bulgy eyes and a HUGE forehead. I saw her recently in some flick taking place in (possibly) Victorian England. Oh wait! It was in a production of Henry VIII on PBS, I think. She played some supposedly irresistable wife of his…
Aha! Helena Bonham Carter!
Like in AI: Artificial Intelligence?
I’ve always found Melanie Griffith sort of appalling. It’s the voice. And also, Megan Mulally (sp?) from Will and Grace, but I don’t think she talks like that in real life.
The entire cast of Will and Grace.
Also, I think Elijah Wood is a creepy, creepy little person, and I remember sighing with disappointment when I heard he was to play Frodo. Good God, 9 hours of watching him?! I made it through, but I’ve only seen each movie once.
Then there are the standards: Julia Roberts. Cameron Diaz. Hugh Grant.
So it’s not just me! That’s how she always struck me as well.
She doesn’t. She’s been on Letterman (even hosted once) and her normal voice is just fine. Why must she sound like a screeching harpy on the show?
I like chunky guys, but if Michael Moore were the last man on earth I would become a lesbian before I’d crawl into bed with him.
You can be fat and stylish, but he always looks like an unmade bed. Given his money, he has no excuse.
And he looks like he hasn’t taken a bath in a week.
The Bangles. Susannah Hoffs included.
A better name for the band would have been The Truckstop Waitresses.
SNiffs_Markers and I have thought this about Ralph Fiennes. We rented Sonnenshein (he always skeeves us out, I don’t know what we were thinking) and when he had loves scenes we had to fastforward because it was like the poor woman was kissing pale wax dummy. He was all pasty and hairless.
Likewise, a few years ago, Tom Cruise was on the cover of Vanity Fair. He was shirtless, with his hands on his hips. He had a very freshly waxed chest and his underarm hairs were poking out from his pits. That was it. I cannot watch him in any movie without almost gagging. We watched Vanilla Sky to compare it to the real original movie. Everytime he tried to be “charming” we were grossed out.
Seriously, both Markers and I kept going “Oh, ewwwww” out loud as we watched. When he had prosthetic make-up to make him ugly, we actually found him much more tolerable than his wet lipped smiles. We felt so sorry for Penelope (or as someone called her above in this thread, “the bat”) because her character was so nice… and he looked like someone who drinks vegetable oil right out of the bottle.
Paris Hilton.
David Hasslehoff.
Victoria Beckham.
Jordan (Katie Pryce).
Peter Andre (put a fucking shirt on tosser).
Geri Halliwell.
Chris Evans.
And the ‘winner’ of most repulsive celeb - Michael Winner!
Care to lay money on it? This sounds like hyperbole, but isn’t: I’d rather pound my nuts flat with a wooden hammer.
Is beautiful, dammit! There’s no way she should be on this list, even if she did play a chimpanzee that one time.
I second (third?) the repulsion from Juliette Lewis; that girl ain’t right. Ditto for the Olsen twins – I would describe their gaze as crustacean-like. But what’s even more hideous than the Olsen twins is a badly-drawn picture of the Olsen twins. That drawing’s going to be giving me nightmares for weeks. They look like they’re sizing me up, right before they attack with vicious speed and rend the flesh from my bones with those horrible, horrible teeth.
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It is probably proof of Helena’s acting ability that she managed to be repulsive in ‘Fight Club’. I have never found her repulsive in anything else.
If you third the repulsion from Juliette Lewis then i fourth it.
P.S. I don’t find the Olsen twins all that repulsive.
I’d do HBC even if she was was wearing the monkey suit.
I think you got it backwards.
Rupert Everett (My Best Friend’s Wedding, Shakespeare in Love) used to be a decent looking guy but his post-mid-life-crisis look makes me cringe. If it turns out he painted little eyes on the outside of his eyelids in order to nap through boring movie premieres, which is a distinct possibility from the look of things, I apologise and applaud his ingenuity.
Michael Jackson
Mick Jagger. In fact, throw in his whole band
The actor who played Richie Aprile (sp?) in The Sopranos gives me the creeps
Christina Ricci
Cristina Aguilera
Billy Bob Thorton
Michael Douglas
Carrot Top, though it’s a stretch to call him a celebrity
Woody Allen
Sandra Bernhardt